So no one's watching Kevin's swan song?

[Effete Snob]

8. I made a huge mistake

Once in a while, I get rid of all my socks (put them in the cleaning rag bin) and go out and buy two packs of new socks. Then, all of my socks are the same and I don’t have to match socks.

Well, man, I screwed up last time and I bought two packs of socks which I thought were all white or all black, but it turns out that each pair of socks in the pack of eight socks is actually slightly different.

So, yeah, now when I do my laundry, I have to match all my socks.

I don’t know if I should just get rid of these socks and get new ones that are all the same, or just tough it out and have to match my socks.

The really weird thing is… oh, wait, what was your question?