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Tue Oct 10, 2023, 04:18 PM Oct 2023

A Trump Supporter Was Seated Next To An Older Woman On An Airplane, [View all]

and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The old woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,

"What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know,' said the man. "How about how they stole the election in 2020 and Donald Trump should be president."

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The man, visibly surprised by the old woman's question, thinks about it and says, "Hmm, I have no idea."

To which the old woman replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics, when you don't know shit?"

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Great story. nt Tree Lady Oct 2023 #1
Loveit malaise Oct 2023 #2
I hope that is a true story. marble falls Oct 2023 #3
I like it 😂 Emile Oct 2023 #4
What's it called when cube-shaped? Kid Berwyn Oct 2023 #5
LoL msfiddlestix Oct 2023 #9
I'd say painful. calimary Oct 2023 #21
LOLOLOLOL!!! elleng Oct 2023 #6
Scat O Logical! usonian Oct 2023 #7
OMGOSH......LOVE THIS. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 a kennedy Oct 2023 #8
❤️ ✿❧🌿❧✿ ❤️ Lucinda Oct 2023 #10
Excellent rplique! burrowowl Oct 2023 #11
Good one! PJMcK Oct 2023 #12
Priceless! Evolve Dammit Oct 2023 #13
Reminds me of this... Beartracks Oct 2023 #14
I would say something like: Initech Oct 2023 #15
Kickin' & Rec'n Faux pas Oct 2023 #16
I know that guy! Retrograde Oct 2023 #17
These rarely make me laugh. Yours did. Celerity Oct 2023 #18
Cassidy Hutchinson said: "We need to learn to talk to these people." czarjak Oct 2023 #19
thanks 3auld6phart Oct 2023 #20
Old joke variation. Liberal In Texas Oct 2023 #22
lol AllaN01Bear Oct 2023 #23
LOL! Martin68 Oct 2023 #24
LOL! I love older women!! blue-wave Oct 2023 #25
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