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79. Did he bash his head against the wall repeatedly? That can be very disorienting, hence the "fall"

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Putin Ally Found Dead After Falling From Third-Floor Window: Reports [View all] Swede Dec 2023 OP

Scientists continue to be mystified by strange effects of gravity on Russians dalton99a Dec 2023 #1

Only the third floor this time? Putin's budget must really be hurting. nt eppur_se_muova Dec 2023 #2

Yeah, what's up with that? I thought 7th floor was their go to. nt Hotler Dec 2023 #6

Defenestration... GiqueCee Dec 2023 #44

I love that word "defenestration." grumpyduck Dec 2023 #53

It was the preferred method of disposal... GiqueCee Dec 2023 #67

not only that, barbtries Dec 2023 #57

Maybe, since he was an 'ally' Attilatheblond Dec 2023 #33

And the family can still have an open casket funeral. That's what friends are for. hay rick Dec 2023 #40

If he was really a Putin ally, then someone else was responsible Sanity Claws Dec 2023 #54

Probably 4th floor Old Crank Dec 2023 #56

Russia sure does have a lot of window cancer. IjustDontlikeRepugs Dec 2023 #3

The third floor works fine when your head has already hit a hammer... getagrip_already Dec 2023 #8

That's right. Work smarter not harder. IjustDontlikeRepugs Dec 2023 #10

Yeah I was going to comment "third floor"? underpants Dec 2023 #30

a new form of cancer indeed, called "defenestration." Popular is some European countries for a while... CTyankee Dec 2023 #11

No elevator, I guess. RKP5637 Dec 2023 #38

Possibly, the victim was called to the 3rd floor location louis-t Dec 2023 #60

You'll be back on the ground floor in no time. RKP5637 Dec 2023 #68

I don't think there's any chance Donny would consider fleeing to Russia. tanyev Dec 2023 #4

No windows are Traildogbob Dec 2023 #5

A little polonium tea would work. Lonestarblue Dec 2023 #12

With Diet Coke. Traildogbob Dec 2023 #15

I've read that the reason he wants to eat fast food all the time is because Sogo Dec 2023 #59

Can you imagine trying to get him through a window? ...nt Jarqui Dec 2023 #31

There's a major obstruction to overcome... Sky Jewels Dec 2023 #50

215...... LakeArenal Dec 2023 #61

Yes, a svelt 215. Also, Jon Lovitz is married to, uhh, Morgan Fairchild... Sky Jewels Dec 2023 #69

Plus most of his favorite fast food joints don't operate there anymore. Sky Jewels Dec 2023 #48

Key to longevity in Russia dweller Dec 2023 #7

Perhaps moniss Dec 2023 #21

😆😆😆 underpants Dec 2023 #29

The OP says third floor window dweller Dec 2023 #43

Heehee. Here we go again. Apparently the victim fell out of Putin's favor as well. brush Dec 2023 #9

Have you heard the news recently bdamomma Dec 2023 #17

You're right. That's about equivalent to a gulag. brush Dec 2023 #20

Thanks for the link dmr Dec 2023 #47

Could this be part of a quiet coup? Buckeyeblue Dec 2023 #13

Coming to end??? bdamomma Dec 2023 #27

Amazing how Russians take to the air, isn't it? MontanaMama Dec 2023 #14

Yes. Igel Dec 2023 #26

I laughed out loud! yardwork Dec 2023 #36

I see falling to one's death is still death by natural causes in Russia. AZLD4Candidate Dec 2023 #16

And the only thing these millionaires had in common tavernier Dec 2023 #18

Perhaps this was a new part of moniss Dec 2023 #19

Ah, the window. A Russian's natural enemy. ck4829 Dec 2023 #22

Windows InstantGratification Dec 2023 #25

This thread is hilarious. yardwork Dec 2023 #37

If he was an "ally of Putin", maybe someone is sending Uncle Poots a message... nt Buns_of_Fire Dec 2023 #23

"former" ally; now deceased due to another unfortunate accident... Evolve Dammit Dec 2023 #24

Hope all the American oligarchs supporting Trump and his Project 2025 are paying attention and learning. Midnight Writer Dec 2023 #28

They are hard drinkers IbogaProject Dec 2023 #32

Question 90-percent Dec 2023 #34

If one is looking for a career with lasting potential, and one doesn't mind cold weather Attilatheblond Dec 2023 #35

And installing break away windows, give them a push and they fall, You know, just for fires. RKP5637 Dec 2023 #39

Dear Goddess, this whole thread is a DU'zy! ms liberty Dec 2023 #41

Tale as old as time. nt Tommy Carcetti Dec 2023 #42

Thanks for the laughs everyone! SouthernDem4ever Dec 2023 #45

As if the five bullet holes weren't warning enough to others... Ford_Prefect Dec 2023 #46

He FELL out the window, yagotme Dec 2023 #73

They are nothing if not thorough in the special services. Ford_Prefect Dec 2023 #74

Actually, that is from an old Mafia joke. yagotme Dec 2023 #75

One mafia is much like another, no? Ford_Prefect Dec 2023 #76

Yup, pretty much. nt yagotme Dec 2023 #77

I am sort of thinking a third floor fall is not nexessarily fatal. GreenWave Dec 2023 #49

Putin practices open murder. This guy must have crossed him. hadEnuf Dec 2023 #51

I live about 1 1/2 hour drive from the Pella Window factory in Pella, Iowa. Sogo Dec 2023 #52

what is this thing about 3d floor windows ? a friend of mine has this little song, AllaN01Bear Dec 2023 #55

Lot of people falling from high places... sakabatou Dec 2023 #58

Who is surprised by this? LetMyPeopleVote Dec 2023 #62

For one dweller Dec 2023 #63

If this person canetoad Dec 2023 #64

Yeah sure, he "fell". Right. Initech Dec 2023 #65

Hmmm! ProfessorGAC Dec 2023 #66

Should've chosen the stairs. n/t flvegan Dec 2023 #70

Windows, the no. 1 killer of Russian elites Mr. Sparkle Dec 2023 #71

Is that putin's work or is someone prepping for a coup attempt? ecstatic Dec 2023 #72

I think "FORMER" Putin ally is probably better phrasing here lol Takket Dec 2023 #78

Did he bash his head against the wall repeatedly? That can be very disorienting, hence the "fall" Hekate Dec 2023 #79

Did He Abandon Poisoning? WiVoter Dec 2023 #80

Someone should warn the Putineers in the House and Senate. Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2023 #81

Not to worry - they always obey Putin. SouthernDem4ever Dec 2023 #82