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Attilatheblond

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64. OR... he's a useless man with a wife who has a dream of redecorating the White House

Sun Dec 31, 2023, 11:25 PM

Dec 2023

and could be a harpy/shrew who might nag him to appear more macho to get votes.

Be taller!

Have broader shoulders (former tailor here, trust me, he is having his suits more and more padded across shoulders)

Pretend you can smile

Scarf down food like a REAL man

Be snarky

Hey, act like a War Time President

I can almost hear Casey pushing him around so she can be Tackie O

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Ron DeSantis now says it would take '12 hours' to 'flatten' the Bahamas [View all] RandySF Dec 2023 OP

Has he lost his mind? nocoincidences Dec 2023 #1

Did he ever have one? Lunabell Dec 2023 #18

You beat me to it!! InAbLuEsTaTe Jan 2024 #79

Ah, yes, it takes me back.... Attilatheblond Dec 2023 #60

In the movie Heartbreak Ridge, Clint Eastwood's character "Gunny" single-handedly wins the war against Grenada. Earth-shine Jan 2024 #73

Gunny is short for Marine Gunnery Sergeant...the rank that Eastwood's character held. nt albacore Jan 2024 #81

Why, was he so outraged by resort fees over there? Omnipresent Jan 2024 #103

What a fucking maroon! How did Florida elect this guy... madinmaryland Dec 2023 #2

Because a FUCK TON of voters stayed home in 2022. A HERETIC I AM Dec 2023 #31

You've got it - plus the Florida Democratic Party is incompentent csziggy Jan 2024 #92

Are we at war with the Bahamas? I had no idea. Ocelot II Dec 2023 #3

...it was the element of surprise.. thomski64 Dec 2023 #51

I'm afraid they left us no choice. They went...woke. Midnight Writer Jan 2024 #95

State Department needs to tell him to STFU sakabatou Dec 2023 #4

I think they already have! Why does he keep saying this? yardwork Jan 2024 #93

Ron DeSantis is a Harvard grad, right? n/t Yavin4 Dec 2023 #5

on paper... he's highly educated. WarGamer Dec 2023 #7

Either he's a dumb man that says dumb things. Or... Yavin4 Dec 2023 #8

DeStupid is a Desperate Vicious Idiot. Cha Dec 2023 #29

OR... he's a useless man with a wife who has a dream of redecorating the White House Attilatheblond Dec 2023 #64

So is Sen John Kennedy of LA localroger Dec 2023 #15

I believe it. WarGamer Dec 2023 #16

And Elise Stefanik. moondust Dec 2023 #20

Ah yes. Forced out of Harvard grad school -as a fellow- because she refused to FailureToCommunicate Dec 2023 #62

To me, that's far worse than being stupid. Yavin4 Dec 2023 #66

Many people are smart (clever) but profoundly unwise Bernardo de La Paz Jan 2024 #104

And served in the military. viva la Dec 2023 #11

Maybe... 2naSalit Dec 2023 #13

He aided and abetted the torture of prisoners at Gitmo. RandySF Dec 2023 #23

Now I'm kind of glad he's not going to get a dog. viva la Dec 2023 #39

To be fair, as I understand it Dan Dec 2023 #59

That's sort of like playing piano in the brothel. RandySF Jan 2024 #71

Piano players get tips. Captain Zero Jan 2024 #77

From what I've seen EYESORE 9001 Dec 2023 #12

The most intelligent person that I've ever known went to UCSB. Yavin4 Dec 2023 #17

Every school produces its share of idiots. paleotn Dec 2023 #50

Yale then Harvard law. sop Dec 2023 #54

Harvard graduates socially awkward people all the time. rubbersole Dec 2023 #55

warmonger wants Israel to flatten GAZA. WarGamer Dec 2023 #6

Following his logic, dflprincess Dec 2023 #49

I'm shocked they don't want to support Ukraine TheFarseer Jan 2024 #87

Many of them are on Putin's payroll now and have abandoned their previous hostility. They want the Rubles. n/t Whiskeytide Jan 2024 #99

Russians are white. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2024 #88

What??? Are we angry with the Bahamas now? I lost track... DemocraticPatriot Dec 2023 #9

What an asinine thing to say ... nt Jarqui Dec 2023 #10

The sound of... 2naSalit Dec 2023 #14

In boots? Kennah Dec 2023 #19

! LudwigPastorius Dec 2023 #37

If he said he would flatten Cuba, he'd have cheers from the crowds and full-throated support from most all corners. n/t Marcus IM Dec 2023 #21

Actually, no... he would be pillaried by the cubans in FL getagrip_already Dec 2023 #45

Restoring the properties they abandoned is very popular in Miami. Not in Cuba. Marcus IM Jan 2024 #69

Dictators suck, I don't care which country we're talking about. Elessar Zappa Jan 2024 #72

"They dislike the poverty and the shortages' EX500rider Jan 2024 #94

I was only referring to us politics... getagrip_already Jan 2024 #98

They voted for tRump. tRump destroyed any/all positive moves on normalization that Obama had initiated. Marcus IM Jan 2024 #106

I'm not disagreeing you on gop politics in general, I agree they have the cuban vote... getagrip_already Jan 2024 #108

Yes. Marcus IM Jan 2024 #109

Hypothetical attack from a country with no army or air force? Eugene Dec 2023 #22

His statesman skills need work, 😮. Emile Dec 2023 #24

They do Demovictory9 Dec 2023 #32

I hate him ismnotwasm Dec 2023 #25

He's worthless as our governor Deuxcents Dec 2023 #26

could you tell me Skittles Dec 2023 #43

Imo, he did not have an opponent that the DCCC even supported with much effort Deuxcents Dec 2023 #67

and it's very telling about his critical thinking skills Skittles Jan 2024 #78

I blame it on the Red Tide. sop Jan 2024 #85

that makes sense Skittles Jan 2024 #112

But what if the Bahamas had the Hulk? Didn't think of that, did you Meatball Ron? gratuitous Dec 2023 #27

we're at war with the Bahamas? CatWoman Dec 2023 #28

What audience is he playing to? nocoincidences Dec 2023 #30

Only a small number of Bahamians live and vote here (about 0.14% of Florida's population), mostly living sop Jan 2024 #91

WTF?? lpbk2713 Dec 2023 #33

Is he insane?! Hekate Dec 2023 #34

He's probably figured out how long it would take to individually slit throats Blue Owl Dec 2023 #35

Fcking idiot mcar Dec 2023 #36

Hey Ron, have you been there? They're already flat! Sometimes all you can do dobleremolque Dec 2023 #38

Thanks! lonely bird Dec 2023 #47

Do the Bahamas have a foreign legion? CloudWatcher Dec 2023 #40

is there a HUGH1! LBGTQ presence in the Bahamas? Skittles Dec 2023 #41

Possibly he's thinking of that massive military Juggernaut... 3825-87867 Dec 2023 #42

Ronnie had to get the Beirut barracks off the front page not a texan Dec 2023 #44

Like Reagan with Grenada. Aristus Dec 2023 #46

What a stupid mother f'er. This boy ain't right. At all. Evolve Dammit Dec 2023 #48

What a tough guy. hadEnuf Dec 2023 #52

I just got home from work a little while ago, did Bahamas MerryBlooms Dec 2023 #53

LOL. This is what desperation looks like. hay rick Dec 2023 #56

I thought this was an Andy Borrowitz skit. Woodwizard Dec 2023 #57

Hobnailed white rubber boots. Kid Berwyn Dec 2023 #58

He's not a complete idiot.. Permanut Dec 2023 #61

All boots, no cattle democrank Dec 2023 #63

For what reason? Little dickus general spout needs some one to beat up? OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2023 #65

looknig forward to his vanishing into obsurity in 2024. Takket Dec 2023 #68

He sounds jealous Bucky Jan 2024 #70

Perhaps he was suggesting that if Israel was truly genocidal, Gaza would have been flattened long ago elias7 Jan 2024 #74

Aren't they flat already? LeftInTX Jan 2024 #75

Why would we want to "flatten" the Bahamas? Texasgal Jan 2024 #76

Hurricane Ron Pachamama Jan 2024 #80

Rhonda ScanPiss is one fucked up chump. He bullshitted his way into the governor's mansion and shitted up Florida. SoFlaBro Jan 2024 #82

What the hell is wrong with him? spinbaby Jan 2024 #83

should I cancel my anniversary cruise? onethatcares Jan 2024 #84

Aside From His General Idiocy... ProfessorGAC Jan 2024 #86

We should invade the Bahamas to fix the menus at Atlantis. Renew Deal Jan 2024 #89

DeathSentence sounds like a middle school kid making a meaningless point about his strength uponit7771 Jan 2024 #90

He is helping others defeat him with his stupidity. LiberalFighter Jan 2024 #96

Joseph Goebbels was well educated & earned a scholarship Norbert Jan 2024 #97

I guess FL (and maybe TX) have put invading MX with "shock and awe" on the back burner for now? Runningdawg Jan 2024 #100

Keep alienating folks, Ron. ecstatic Jan 2024 #101

Only makes sense if the goal is genocidal "flattening" of all of Gaza Bernardo de La Paz Jan 2024 #102

Why would the US attack the Bahamas? LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2024 #105

Hidden pirate booty? Stashes of rum? LeftInTX Jan 2024 #107

My exact thought Rebl2 Jan 2024 #110

He is missing the important enemy. How long will it take Ron to flatten Canada??????? Chainfire Jan 2024 #111