What Nikki Haley should do at this point (but won't) [View all]

[Orange Buffoon]

Start with the playground insults: "Donald Trump is fat. He is orange. He spray-tans his face every morning. He has tiny hands. He's pathetic. And he's stupid."

While this would be unseemly speech from a candidate, it would goad the Orange One into paroxysms of rage that would unravel any remaining personal constraint he possessed. His head would explode, and it might just shake up the dynamics of the race.