What's Going On With Brett Kavanaugh?

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12. Kavanaugh is too lazy for the energy involved in making a decision.

He's a man of 21st century leisure, you see. He uses his, ever cognizant, "magic 8-ball". He's a true and dedicated equal opportunity W. J. Bryan character wanna-be. Except he doesn't scratch around in his mother's cookbook or the dark corners of some crusty Gaelic bible to find excuses for his evil drivel.