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struggle4progress

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5. He thought he saw a thumb drive vote for the President

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Fri Feb 16, 2024, 12:33 AM

Feb 2024

He looked again and saw it was a bag of ginger mints
"I think no one will notice," he said
"cause they're all pretty dense"

He thought he saw Jesus descend with orange spray-on tan
He looked again and saw it was a babbling crazy man
"You know, it worked before," he said
"so let's try it once again"

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