OMG John Oliver

[birdographer]

20. Periodically I take a moment

to contemplate just what life would be like if only that contract were created and executed. Just imagine an America where donnie no longer exists. All the trials, poof! gone! The defendant is dead. The fears of him cheating his way into the WH, poof! Gone! The headlines about him, the videos of his stupid face and stupid voice would peter out over time. His cult members would find someone else to deify, and no matter who they chose, it would not be as bad as he has been. He would just be gone. The air would be cleaner, the birds would chirp with new songs, rainbows would fill the sky. Oh, sorry, I got carried away with the fantasy.