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Ocelot II

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40. Yes, but do you have cows? It's a different situation if you have cows.

Tue Mar 26, 2024, 12:56 PM

Mar 2024

They'll trample you to death if you so much as look at them sideways, and then they'll eat your carcass and go after your children. You'd better be carrying at all times if you are within a zip code of cows. Just ask the good senator from suburban Minneapolis, whose home is probably surrounded by furious cows.

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A GOPer in my state opposes gun storage because you might have to shoot a cow. [View all] Ocelot II Mar 2024 OP

I am no expert dsc Mar 2024 #1

Should one live in such a dangerous insane cow infested environment, I am sure you could get a carry permit. dutch777 Mar 2024 #2

There are numbskulls here in Minnesota. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2024 #3

Yes, a lot of them. How can we forget Michelle Bachmann? Ocelot II Mar 2024 #16

The weird one from Anoka, now of Woodbury. The Minnesota State Bird. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2024 #23

Hey Ocelot II, count yourself lucky sarisataka Mar 2024 #4

Privileged suburban cows with an attitude, apparently. Ocelot II Mar 2024 #5

As the song goes Wicked Blue Mar 2024 #8

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I have lived in a farming area almost all of my 76 years and only remember one death doc03 Mar 2024 #6

The same kind of reasoning as if everyone had a Emile Mar 2024 #7

If spent the morning trying to figure out who keeps their gun storage close to where they keep their cows? Biophilic Mar 2024 #10

That is so stupid. sop Mar 2024 #11

The back of my property butts up against a forty acre parcel. bluesbassman Mar 2024 #12

Shows you how he treats his cows wendyb-NC Mar 2024 #13

He's from the Minneapolis suburb of Maple Grove, which is not known Ocelot II Mar 2024 #15

wait till ya see "Cows With Guns": ret5hd Mar 2024 #14

Damn! You beat me to it! nocoincidences Mar 2024 #22

Me too! LastDemocratInSC Mar 2024 #37

I love this! And also the llama song. SharonAnn Mar 2024 #35

Everyone knows that innocent looking cows are drug dealers, rapists, unAmerican, Ping Tung Mar 2024 #17

The stampedes on Rawhide were always scary. Sneederbunk Mar 2024 #18

LOL! If you're a kid on a farm, you know to MineralMan Mar 2024 #19

How is the cow situation in your neighborhood these days? Ocelot II Mar 2024 #26

Yeah, I was trying to think how far I'd have to drive MineralMan Mar 2024 #29

We had a Rebl2 Mar 2024 #34

Thanks, Limmer, for exposing these lying, vicious cows! Judi Lynn Mar 2024 #20

OMG - if a guy in a rural area is afraid of cows he should seek psychiatric help. Vinca Mar 2024 #21

Maple Grove isn't rural. It's a large suburb. Ocelot II Mar 2024 #25

Indeed. I live in Maple Grove. You have to drive a few miles west to get out of town MineralMan Mar 2024 #28

So this numpty is your state Senator. My condolences. Ocelot II Mar 2024 #31

Yup. We're really lucky that way. MineralMan Mar 2024 #33

Where does Devin come down on this issue? rubbersole Mar 2024 #24

I grew up in a rural area, and there were plenty of cattle around. MineralMan Mar 2024 #27

Mad Cow Disease is real. mercuryblues Mar 2024 #30

That's udderly apalling. greatauntoftriplets Mar 2024 #32

WTF? NanaCat Mar 2024 #36

I worked on a dairy farm, they are just big slow moving vehicles.... getagrip_already Mar 2024 #38

Stupid argument. Caliman73 Mar 2024 #39

Yes, but do you have cows? It's a different situation if you have cows. Ocelot II Mar 2024 #40

Why do you think I own a gun? Caliman73 Mar 2024 #43

Bart Simpson has some good advice for Sen. Limmer. nt sl8 Mar 2024 #41

Grasping at straws, are we. republianmushroom Mar 2024 #42

If you make our guns hard to get, only cows will have guns - don't forget! Brought to you by the NRA. Wonder Why Mar 2024 #44