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jmowreader

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52. Hey, I've got no problem with that...

Thu Apr 4, 2024, 07:01 PM

Apr 2024

...so long as it's on stage and Trump's urine is tested too.

It would be way cool: Agilent makes a GC/MS on wheels. We get a technician to push one on stage between the podiums. Each candidate is escorted to the latrine for an observed sample just like they do in the Army. Then the escort holds the urine and presents it to the technician...

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have just run a 200-Drug Screen on the participants in tonight's debate."
(Holding up printout about six inches long...) "President Biden shows no drug metabolites in his sample."
(Holding up printout so long the end is down to the technician's knees...) "Former President Trump got a perfect score: if this machine can test for it, he pissed hot for it. I can't even pronounce some of these drugs."

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"'I want a drug test': Trump floats idea President Biden is using cocaine" [View all] Joinfortmill Apr 2024 OP

Probably projection, as usual Chalco Apr 2024 #1

Ditto WiVoter Apr 2024 #10

From the sounds of it DENVERPOPS Apr 2024 #22

Exactly. HE wants... the gall of this fkr. B.See Apr 2024 #37

Projection? Absolutely! ShazzieB Apr 2024 #43

100 percent right Bristlecone Apr 2024 #55

Taste test his urine Donnie Dumb Ass. Avoid all science look to your gut for the truth. IA8IT Apr 2024 #2

This made my day Traildogbob Apr 2024 #42

Projecting again, Donnie? bamagal62 Apr 2024 #3

Is DJt afraid that Biden might out-sniff him on the stage? Jrose Apr 2024 #4

Which only means TSF is confirming his own reports of using adderall and likely other stimulants, including cocaine hlthe2b Apr 2024 #5

Has Tr**p Taking This Debate Challenge Stand With Biden - To..... global1 Apr 2024 #6

Nah. Joe's gonna let him twist for the next few months. LuvLoogie Apr 2024 #29

I think he is past the point birdographer Apr 2024 #49

I Totally Agree With You - But The Way TSF Has Positioned Himself On A Debate..... global1 Apr 2024 #50

I don't see that at all GenThePerservering Apr 2024 #54

And just how many drugs are you on, asshole? bif Apr 2024 #7

He had his chance to debate his republican challengers Emile Apr 2024 #8

Jr. first. no_hypocrisy Apr 2024 #9

Trump accusations are confessions. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #11

Yep, he is the most transparent man on the planet PatSeg Apr 2024 #14

Like Rethuglican homophobes are often outed to be gay (or pedophiles). OMGWTF Apr 2024 #25

Oh yes PatSeg Apr 2024 #33

Let us pray. rubbersole Apr 2024 #41

Apparently PatSeg Apr 2024 #45

Trump's theater of the absurd works well with his base. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #34

True PatSeg Apr 2024 #44

Exactly. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #47

Ice cream is not considered an illegal recreational drug. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #12

Funny stuff. EarnestPutz Apr 2024 #27

It is in my house! Deep State Witch Apr 2024 #28

Mine too. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #31

Me too PatSeg Apr 2024 #36

"That guy must be doping!" dawg Apr 2024 #13

I am so f'king tired of this man-child. nt Biophilic Apr 2024 #15

Adderall shows up in drug tests. So does ketemine. haele Apr 2024 #16

Question for Dummy: Rachel M at 6 pm Apr 2024 #17

Orange tub projecting again Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2024 #18

YMBL DENVERPOPS Apr 2024 #26

Trump isn't worth debating. Caliman73 Apr 2024 #19

after you mr trump. AllaN01Bear Apr 2024 #20

Who's the guy that sniffs all the time? Like he's searching for breakfast? Yeah, not Joe! Maeve Apr 2024 #21

Really Donny? Botany Apr 2024 #23

That's all you've got? Really. twodogsbarking Apr 2024 #24

'He who smelt it, dealt it" Torchlight Apr 2024 #30

Plus lie detector and shock for each lie. GreenWave Apr 2024 #32

You want a drug test, Donald? Go ahead, I'm sure you'll score super-high 0rganism Apr 2024 #35

Let me guess: dim donnie also wants to pick the doctor to evaluate the test. Grokenstein Apr 2024 #38

He's nattering again. People with dementia do that. paleotn Apr 2024 #39

You first, Adderall Twitler. NanaCat Apr 2024 #40

Didn't he say the same thing last election? Redleg Apr 2024 #46

Everything TFG says is either projection or a confession LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2024 #48

So the sleepy Joe Biden nickname failed. Freethinker65 Apr 2024 #51

Hey, I've got no problem with that... jmowreader Apr 2024 #52

So now we know Dumpy's fave. Jirel Apr 2024 #53