Farts Are the Most Appropriate Soundtrack For This Moment in American History, Frankly (Ferret)

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4. While no one can be blamed for wanting to forget Newt Gingrich, we need to remind ourselves occasionally ...

that Newt was the Trump Beta Release. So many parallels, once you start to look for them. Loud, bloviating blowhard who hands out insults in lieu of policies. Considers hate a policy. Thinks he's a fountain of brilliant ideas when he's really a font of crazy. Self-appointed expert on everything. Demands loyalty above all else. And, of course, more in it for the grift than for any real principles. If only tfg Gilded Edition had burned out and blown up like the Beta release did.