Yeah I know he's a sociopath but...

[Shoonra]

43. Real court is not like TV gameshow court

Maybe people appearing before "Judge Judy" can get away with rudeness and crudeness, and we see Judge Judy insulting them right back and dripping with sarcasm. This is not how real courts and real judges behave. The judge has to be calm and neutral every moment of the trial, otherwise he could influence the jury toward one side or the other. And, correspondingly, every participant has to behave according to somewhat old rules of etiquette. Anything less gets a scolding, and sometimes very severe discipline, from the judge (often when the jurors are out of the courtroom); crude behavior by a lawyer can result in suspension from the profession.