Yeah, he's the quintessential family man, playing catch with Don Jr., showing "gums" how to build a birdhouse, questioning Ivanka's dates about their intentions and demanding they have her home by midnight. And don't get me started on Barron! He's always smothered that kid with fatherly affection. Trump is the typical helicopter parent.
A Trump's three wives? They were so lucky to have a man like Donald as their spouse. Always being there for them whenever they needed a strong shoulder to cry on. Never had to worry if their husband had a wandering eye, let alone a wayward penis. Such lucky, lucky women.
What a pantload of poopy that is, huh? "Typical family man", my ass! He's the antithesis of a family man. His family was nothing more than an affectation to make him resemble a human being. 
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