The choice is getting clearer every day...

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9. For undecided voters. I offer David Sedaris' analogy

“To put [undecided voters] in perspective, I think of being on an airplane.

The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of sh*t with bits of broken glass in it?’

The undecided voter asks, “How is the chicken cooked?”