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4. Looks like Melania's been gone for quite a while: "Nobody ever slept on that side of the bed..."

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Tue Jun 25, 2024, 07:41 AM

Jun 2024

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare public statement on Monday, Melania Trump said her husband has exhibited “alarming mental decline” since she last saw him three years ago.

Mrs. Trump said that she happened to see him on television recently ranting about sharks and boats and was struck by how much he had deteriorated over the past three years.

“He was incoherent before, but now he be worst,” she said.

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"Nobody ever slept on that side of the bed usually so he would have it all full of boxes" [View all] bigtree Jun 2024 OP

So where are the boxes that TSF was supposed to have "checked on"? no_hypocrisy Jun 2024 #1

Still missing. Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #2

In Ivana's casket? bamagal62 Jun 2024 #28

So now the FBI will have to heck the boxes for DNA stains Bucky Jun 2024 #3

Looks like Melania's been gone for quite a while: "Nobody ever slept on that side of the bed..." sop Jun 2024 #4

What a slob! nt Trueblue Texan Jun 2024 #5

They don't call him The Slobfather for nothin'.... Blue Owl Jun 2024 #15

So this opens a whole paper bag of questions, including: PCIntern Jun 2024 #6

Not too old... just too disgusting. ihaveaquestion Jun 2024 #7

Well...he was a real male-model type when PCIntern Jun 2024 #12

He's been fucking America's reputation... rubbersole Jun 2024 #9

And, more importantly, does Trump play the guitar? Prairie Gates Jun 2024 #11

I was thinking it was a violin case Wednesdays Jun 2024 #17

That is where he keeps his AR-15. magicarpet Jun 2024 #26

So where did Melania sleep? Grins Jun 2024 #8

Oh, I think everyone has known for some time, PatSeg Jun 2024 #13

The room with the double deadbolt locks on it. marble falls Jun 2024 #20

. Maru Kitteh Jun 2024 #25

There is no reasonable explanation why that mother fucker is not in prison !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None. SamKnause Jun 2024 #10

Just let me know when he goes away, goes away, goes away. calimary Jun 2024 #21

So, all those overturned boxes PatSeg Jun 2024 #14

Melania replaced by classified documents. Some deep psychology there. bucolic_frolic Jun 2024 #16

And there's a Gibson guitar case involved too. CaptainTruth Jun 2024 #18

traitortrump monetized our national security. Hermit-The-Prog Jun 2024 #19

Looks like a hoarder's place. I say dig up Ivana. nolabear Jun 2024 #22

It looks like a hoarder's house. Dig up Ivana. nolabear Jun 2024 #23

like someone living in a hotel room bigtree Jun 2024 #24

What in HELL is that dopey picture of Trump GenThePerservering Jun 2024 #27