Trump appearing on newly released Epstein call list of massage dates will surely cause NYT to call for him to drop out

[Warpy]

41. We really are way overdue for a

"WHERE'S MELANIA?" campaign. Oh, the articles asking that question are out there, but it's a bit too low key for my taste.

My guess says Melania will be hiding out until Barron starts college, then she'll go to Slovenia for a nice, long visit. She'll want to come back for Xmas with her folks and her son. She loathed being First Lady, so that job description will go unfilled by her.

Someone needs to ask The Orange Blob who his First Lady is going to be. America needs to know.