I am sorry but this is starting to be almost funny.. a real break with reality actually

[Warpy]

19. It passed funny two days ago

and now it's just gotten boring. The blow dried bobbleheads and bots have had their fun, time to move on. I suggest

WHERE IS MELANIA?

WHO IS THE RUNNING MATE?

WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO BE FIRST LADY?

All of these are valid questions and the first is already getting some quiet play on gossip pages in print. No one seems to know. Did he have her whacked and dumped in the East River in cement shoes? Did she go back to Slovenia? Or is she holed up in the NYC penthouse with a gun, waiting for him to show up?

We do know where Ivanka is, she very publicly quit the shit show last year and has been decorating her $40 million cottage outside Miami, one suspects with a moat. Note to Ivanka: add alligators, fat floats.

The running mate question will be a fun one, we can imagine what horror he wants to inflict. Will the RNC foist another Tartuffe on him? Maybe drag Rick Santorum out of obscurity? Or maybe an old war horse who wants to get back in the race like Gingrich? It will be a dream ticket--in Hell--no matter who it is.

As for First Lady, will he advertise in the newspaper to fill the position? Use one of the maids? Do the job, himself? (ha!) Use a series of paid "escorts?" Should be fun to watch.

Hoever, all these are questions that should be asked NOW. Nobody on the far right cares who he fucks or how young she is. They might care about being a laughing stock because their strong man didn't CONTROL "his woman."

They hate stuff like that.