Joyce White Vance - and her cat - FTW over JD Vance

[tavernier]

30. Old joke I'm sure you've heard:

Dog and cat die and float through the clouds to heaven, suddenly finding themselves in front of God, sitting on his throne. The dog extends a paw, scurries around spotting and delivering God’s slippers, wags a happy tail and say’s, “Master.” As he settles at God’s feet, the cat approaches and sits down. Slowly he checks out the enormous elaborately and elegantly decorated surroundings, and looks straight at God. All of the angels hold their breath waiting to hear what the cat might say to his Lord. Finally it comes.

“You’re in my chair.”