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yellowcanine

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13. Not as bad as my Mom I bet.

Reply to The Genealogist (Reply #7)

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:54 PM

Jan 2012

I told her I was buying the lunch. She fussed about it and finally said, "OK but let me get the tip." I am thinking, "OK Mom but I know you and I don't think you have any idea what is the proper amount to tip." Sure enough she lays down a couple of bucks on a $45 tab. When she wasn't looking I went back to the table and put down $7 more.

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