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15. I tried that once

Fri Jan 20, 2012, 02:28 PM

Jan 2012

She stopped chopping onions, looked me dead in the eyes and said "Sure. Which part?"

I've now been living in fear for 20+ years.

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How much of an egomaniac does he have to be..... JohnnyRingo Jan 2012 #1

I dunno, he would probably be fairly tender properly roasted. bemildred Jan 2012 #5

But doesn't that look like him though? bemildred Jan 2012 #7

Yes, and in the colloquial sense of the word, Newt is a turkey so it fits. yellowcanine Jan 2012 #11

And how much can one crow about family values after that? treestar Jan 2012 #8

He said, she said. I don't care. emilyg Jan 2012 #9

You Answered Your Own Question When You Mentioned His Name ProfessorGAC Jan 2012 #10

I tried that once kctim Jan 2012 #15

I can't blame Newt for this. toddwv Jan 2012 #16

This is the account of the first mistress... Orsino Jan 2012 #17