Jesus Christ, he's utterly insanely whacked out caricature of himself

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7. No one can see that conference and not think "there's something seriously wrong with that boy"

A lot of people are lying to themselves and pretending he's normal, but it's gotta be a lie; no one can look at his performance today and call him rational. He's just weird as hell, and his creepy running mate is just mayo on that double-patty weird-burger.