"Have you ever filled your diaper in the presence of a foreign adversary?"

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1. You would be well rewarded for asking!

The answer to that question could be vital to our national security. Of course, the State Dept. would classify it highly, so we'd never find out. The Felon would excoriate anybody who asked it publicly, but what the heck, we only have one life to give for our country, right?