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I_UndergroundPanther

(13,386 posts)
9. He calls on his flying maga monkeys
Sat Aug 17, 2024, 05:57 PM
Aug 2024

To kill Kamala or Walz.

Or # 2 he gets so messed up psychologically or with drugs he launches into full blown word salad for an entire speech.

And after the media tears it apart word by word pointing at his unfitness for the presidency
He hides and fears debating Kamala even worse so during the debate lapses into word salad again ,freezes up like McConnell did . Because of
this problem he has to be escorted offstage. And Kamala still wins the debate obviously based on arguments and sheer amount of cheers regardless of trumps “issues”.

A million memes are launched making fun of his word salad, freezes and general weirdness. So trump is too chicken to campaign and loses the election in a landslide.

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He starts flinging his own poo at the audience n/t Dennis Donovan Aug 2024 #1
Those moron MAGAts True Dough Aug 2024 #26
He's gonna blow a gasket 🤯 Deuxcents Aug 2024 #2
Yup. On the steps of the courthouse in NYC, GoCubsGo Aug 2024 #33
VP Kamala Harris and Gov Tim Walz........................................... Lovie777 Aug 2024 #3
Vance, just stop roscoeroscoe Aug 2024 #35
He goes crazy at the debate and stomps off. Demobrat Aug 2024 #4
Our dreams malaise Aug 2024 #17
I fixed it. Demobrat Aug 2024 #21
LOL malaise Aug 2024 #23
Finale sheshe2 Aug 2024 #5
Bwaaaaah malaise Aug 2024 #10
The didn't have any orange 🍊 balloons 🎈 sheshe2 Aug 2024 #13
Very well malaise Aug 2024 #16
The Debate no_hypocrisy Aug 2024 #6
I agree. AmBlue Aug 2024 #34
Will throw out the N word a lot, birdographer Aug 2024 #7
Actually, the n-word might be the one thing he could do that would allow his cult to say enough unblock Aug 2024 #15
His cult will cheer and chant it. The media won't do a damn thing. 33taw Aug 2024 #29
Him using the N word in public might give permission for his alfredo Aug 2024 #31
I'm rooting for handfuls of feces being dug out of his diaper and flung into the crowd. 11 Bravo Aug 2024 #8
He calls on his flying maga monkeys I_UndergroundPanther Aug 2024 #9
The debate ought to be quite a show but I don't think that will be his final act. captain queeg Aug 2024 #11
Him crying in a prison cell. Volaris Aug 2024 #12
At this rate, when he finally calls for a coup after losing the election, his own people will just laugh at him. unblock Aug 2024 #14
I would like to 2nd your scenario as being most likely. nt DontBelieveEastisEas Aug 2024 #28
Perhaps a fresh take on the King Lear plot... 0rganism Aug 2024 #18
He's going to replace jd and he might have a panic attack ecstatic Aug 2024 #19
This is my dream malaise Aug 2024 #20
Not with a whimper but a bang. usonian Aug 2024 #22
Norma Desmond Patterson Aug 2024 #24
Death. BannonsLiver Aug 2024 #25
Not fast enough! surfered Aug 2024 #27
Ghislaine Maxwell tell-all Midnight Reader September Edition bucolic_frolic Aug 2024 #30
Now that would be a perfect October malaise Aug 2024 #37
Could be several scenarios... DET Aug 2024 #32
I'd like malaise Aug 2024 #38
Sentenced to prison, tries to escape in a White Bronco tinrobot Aug 2024 #36
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