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Tyrs WolfDaemon

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119. I like how the Aliens want our women

Sat Dec 8, 2012, 05:48 AM

Dec 2012

They need our women for breeding projects or other genetic crossbreeding experiments and yet the Hair Guy and others always make it sound like the aliens desire our women, making sure to take them out for dinner and a movie before using any probes on them.

Some of the stories they tell us make it sound like the women will chose the aliens over their own species.
I can hear it now: "I'm sorry dear but I want to have a baby with the four foot tall green thing with five eyes and three arms. He even promises that I will be the only human he will ever probe while you have sex with anything you can catch after you've been out drinking."

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OK, "Ancient Aliens" is going really nuts now! [View all] Brigid Dec 2012 OP

I'm not saying it's aliens...... but it's aliens! Marrah_G Dec 2012 #1

Google search for 'ancient aliens guy' and then click images, dozens of these Coyotl Dec 2012 #87

That second one made me pmsl!! Turborama Dec 2012 #91

I can hear that meeting right now... WCGreen Dec 2012 #127

"At this IQ level, if they can't laugh at you, they won't watch you" Coyotl Dec 2012 #129

He does sylvi Dec 2012 #131

Remember when the history channel was good? /nt Ash_F Dec 2012 #2

Yes, but back then we called it "the Hitler Channel". -nt Liberal Veteran Dec 2012 #10

Ahh Hitler Channel where every week was Nazi Week. white_wolf Dec 2012 #35

Just started watching Cajun Pawn Stars and trying to work out who's who Turborama Dec 2012 #92

Maybe even before then. Ash_F Dec 2012 #115

no Coyotl Dec 2012 #88

Yah. Back when it wasn't intended to be a corporate money-maker... truebluegreen Dec 2012 #101

gold...for their atmosphere... a geek named Bob Dec 2012 #3

They loved it when it rained nuggets mindwalker_i Dec 2012 #82

assuming that there were survivors of the brick storm... a geek named Bob Dec 2012 #139

I guess it's not the cybermen who were taking them. Throckmorton Dec 2012 #124

This summer, with luck, I'm hoping to have a Dr. Who marathon. a geek named Bob Dec 2012 #142

No crazier than what the bible says former-republican Dec 2012 #4

Agree. Blue_In_AK Dec 2012 #44

Agree! gateley Dec 2012 #45

This is the Zecharia Sitchin theory. JaneyVee Dec 2012 #52

I have all his books fadedrose Dec 2012 #59

I'm more of a Terence McKenna type, but Stitchin did provide great detail. JaneyVee Dec 2012 #64

I've read several of his books - can't say he convinced me but I found them interesting. forestpath Dec 2012 #80

Yeah, I like his books ArcticFox Dec 2012 #104

Sitchin was a kook. Codeine Dec 2012 #145

Seriously, though. RedCappedBandit Dec 2012 #81

Is that ever true. Frankly, parts of it sound like someone ranting while on a bad drug trip. RKP5637 Dec 2012 #103

Check out Zecharia Sitchin Berlum Dec 2012 #120

Aliens need bling! nt Confusious Dec 2012 #5

Homo Erectus sucked at mining gold. dawg Dec 2012 #6

Uh oh. You put "sucked" and "erectus" together in your subject line. NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #19

ROFL Jackpine Radical Dec 2012 #40

And... Turborama Dec 2012 #96

... RKP5637 Dec 2012 #106

Oh that's my favorite one! Who's hair guy, though? freshwest Dec 2012 #7

OMG you don't know who hair guy is? Marrah_G Dec 2012 #12

Oh, *that* guy. I only see old Ancient Aliens on YouTube. This line of CT is popular: freshwest Dec 2012 #57

Giorgio Tsoukalos Liberal Veteran Dec 2012 #15

He looks Centauri Gore1FL Dec 2012 #61

LMAO! Aerows Dec 2012 #126

When I first saw that guy's picture, I thought he was a comedian! freshwest Dec 2012 #112

. dionysus Dec 2012 #18

That dude is soooooo fucking stoned.... RomneyLies Dec 2012 #26

I saw some of those episodes Confusious Dec 2012 #30

You know, some say that the hair is like antenna to outer space or something. freshwest Dec 2012 #73

never again has he been that stoned or his hair that boofed out on the show since... dionysus Dec 2012 #76

... RKP5637 Dec 2012 #107

Thank god those aliens gave us ganja before they left ArcticFox Dec 2012 #108

This guy Buck Turgidson Dec 2012 #21

Oh, definitely! And they're coming back to check us out. Or they're already here... freshwest Dec 2012 #74

He just exudes credibility Generic Brad Dec 2012 #83

Hair Guy has become a meme pasteboard like the World's Sexiest Man Coyotl Dec 2012 #89

Thanks, I actually have one of those. But I didn't know he'd *really* been on THC. freshwest Dec 2012 #111

That's EXACTLY what happened! JaneyVee Dec 2012 #8

It's happening RIGHT NOW!!11!!!1 NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #14

Ya go ahead and laugh! You fail to realize the alien is already in the room Rex Dec 2012 #41

I wouldn't trust a word that man said, but he looks like a fun person to do bong hits with. JaneyVee Dec 2012 #48

I love that movie! nt ZombieHorde Dec 2012 #75

Settle down and enjoy... freshwest Dec 2012 #114

It is one show I absolutely frogmarch Dec 2012 #9

That's hilarious... Kalidurga Dec 2012 #16

Me too. Blue_In_AK Dec 2012 #49

You are totally missing out on the fun ! Marrah_G Dec 2012 #28

Finding Bigfoot really needs to change its name to Marie Marie Dec 2012 #100

Bobo is one of those people you just can't help but like Marrah_G Dec 2012 #135

Mr. Fake Tan fascisthunter Dec 2012 #11

It's like watching bad sci fi movies on syfy on Saturdays Marrah_G Dec 2012 #31

Moonshiners is hilarious... fascisthunter Dec 2012 #34

I'll have to see if it's on netflix yet Marrah_G Dec 2012 #42

it's ridiculous, tragic and funny fascisthunter Dec 2012 #56

I caught an episode of that a few weeks ago. R. Daneel Olivaw Dec 2012 #55

my favorite character is "Tinkles" fascisthunter Dec 2012 #62

How are the TV crew allowed to follow both the police and law breakers without R. Daneel Olivaw Dec 2012 #79

yeah, that's what makes me wonder if it is reality fascisthunter Dec 2012 #138

IBTL Motown_Johnny Dec 2012 #13

I really meant to put this in the Lounge. Brigid Dec 2012 #20

ROFL Motown_Johnny Dec 2012 #27

You did, but the nargles moved it Scootaloo Dec 2012 #116

I really hope the hosts don't lock it. DU badly needs this medicine right now! N/T Turborama Dec 2012 #110

This would get locked in Creative Speculation. Quantess Dec 2012 #123

Oh, so YOU'RE the person who watches that.... Junkdrawer Dec 2012 #17

My other half watches it. I snicker and roll my eyes as I walk by. Liberal Veteran Dec 2012 #23

no I love it. MFM008 Dec 2012 #24

It makes for great comedy. Brigid Dec 2012 #25

hair guy MFM008 Dec 2012 #22

So Stargate was a documentary, too? Wounded Bear Dec 2012 #29

Wait... you meant it wasn't? Marrah_G Dec 2012 #32

It's certainly closer to one than anything History airs these days. (nt) Posteritatis Dec 2012 #51

Stargate was never meant to be a documented. The did do a fair amount of background checking on wandy Dec 2012 #128

They breath gold... Agnosticsherbet Dec 2012 #33

What more evidence do you need!? I mean you have a live Rex Dec 2012 #36

Besides hair guy, they probably revere Eric Von Dummy...I mean Von Daniken. Archae Dec 2012 #37

They sent the gold slaves back to earth and that's how we got the GOP. Lint Head Dec 2012 #38

You gotta admit . . . Brigid Dec 2012 #43

Yeah, like every atmosphere needs an inert heavy metal Coyotl Dec 2012 #97

My sister loves this show. Grey Dec 2012 #39

Dragon fancier here! Archae Dec 2012 #47

Nice dragon... truebluegreen Dec 2012 #102

OMG! Threads like this & no DUzy awards. Jackpine Radical Dec 2012 #46

+10Googol! N/T Turborama Dec 2012 #99

We need to file suit in Intergalactic Court . . . markpkessinger Dec 2012 #50

The Hair Guy ought to branch out a bit. =p AverageJoe90 Dec 2012 #53

I believe Ron Paul is an alien. JaneyVee Dec 2012 #54

To all non-believers OxQQme Dec 2012 #72

Believe being the key word. Well chosen, indeed. Coyotl Dec 2012 #98

Umkay... truebluegreen Dec 2012 #105

Jesus was an alien star child. charlyvi Dec 2012 #58

That theory resembles basic Zecharia Sitchin interpretation of Sumarian tablets and PufPuf23 Dec 2012 #60

Instead of "god of the gaps," you have, "aliens of the gaps." sakabatou Dec 2012 #63

The 12th planet came too close to earth in an eliptical fadedrose Dec 2012 #65

He supported Obama antinano Dec 2012 #66

Why the fuck is that shit on the History Channel? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2012 #67

Because Hearst/Disney/ABC don't want us to know about any real history. NYC_SKP Dec 2012 #69

Because it's run by.... Turborama Dec 2012 #113

Err...duzy nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #117

Oh com'on, that and Alex Jones nadinbrzezinski Dec 2012 #68

Silly RandiFan1290 Dec 2012 #70

Then again this sounds like the premise of the movie "Cowboys and Aliens" Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2012 #71

That's exactly what I was going to say. Aliens, gold, slaves, it's got everything! nt Speck Tater Dec 2012 #77

At least people who believe there could be something to this aren't trying to forestpath Dec 2012 #78

Could that show be produced by aliens to divert us from the truth? jberryhill Dec 2012 #84

To Serve Man longship Dec 2012 #85

I passed up this jacket at the thrift store. Coyotl Dec 2012 #86

Mock away, but explain this picture.... Turborama Dec 2012 #118

That's an alien photograph Coyotl Dec 2012 #130

'the hair guy' bwahahahahahaa spanone Dec 2012 #90

humans! Coyotl Dec 2012 #93

This thread gets a Rec for being so full of humor win! N/T Turborama Dec 2012 #94

Sounds like the plot to Cowboys and Aliens. aikoaiko Dec 2012 #95

Are you talking about the "holes"? MrMickeysMom Dec 2012 #109

I like how the Aliens want our women Tyrs WolfDaemon Dec 2012 #119

Could be possable. I believe we were planted here by a advanced Alien race. MassedPole Dec 2012 #121

Right. A civilization capable of interstellar travel sarge43 Dec 2012 #122

Yep. Stories like these are easily debunked. Ikonoklast Dec 2012 #134

His hair Aerows Dec 2012 #125

The "history" channel: DireStrike Dec 2012 #132

So those aliens were repubs... TopHatCat Dec 2012 #133

As compared to just plain nuts before! Coyotl Dec 2012 #136

I'm one of those people who wish there really were ancient aliens lunatica Dec 2012 #137

They're just LibertyLover Dec 2012 #140

Xenu is not amused Capt. Obvious Dec 2012 #141

I love Hair Guy! WinkyDink Dec 2012 #143

How long before we get "ALIEN VS. SASQUATCH"? Warren DeMontague Dec 2012 #144