Trump Promises Women "Will No Longer Be Lonely"

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6. Oh, I'm willing to admit. . .

. . . That I struggle with loneliness. But I would choose solitary confinement over Trump's company.

As for all those women who were cheering during that part of Trump's speech-- 98.3% would end up stabbing him in the throat with a butter knife if they were forced to hang out with him on a one-on-one basis for more than a weekend.