Bar raided after selling 'whale meat' cocktail

[frazzled]

1. Ewww

And not just for the whale meat.

I can't imagine anyone wanting to abominate a perfectly good measure of Laphroaig with a bunch of stuff like Drambuie, ale, and bitters. It's kind of a sacrilege. This cocktail mania is getting really out of hand: mixing together a crazy-quilt bunch of perfectly good stuff does not necessarily equal a better libation, just a mess. In other words the sum of the parts is not always better than the whole.

As a lover of Islay whiskeys, I'll drink me Laphroig neat, thank you very much.