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OMG!!! Pillow Pants is real!!! oh08dem Jan 2012 #1
"taking it out on the bear"? Quantess Jan 2012 #10
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! n/t RainDog Jan 2012 #12
Man I hope that bear is washable. vanlassie Jan 2012 #23
And every time you masterbate God kills a kitten. Lil Missy Jan 2012 #2
wow, I just killed a kittie? onethatcares Jan 2012 #22
Let us not mock Teddy Bears! Sherman A1 Jan 2012 #3
so i guess she finds out about his bear friend on their wedding night? nt arely staircase Jan 2012 #4
LOL n/t RainDog Jan 2012 #7
And realizes humping stuffed animals is so much more fun jakeXT Jan 2012 #11
Bwahahahahaha! At first I thought Surya Gayatri Jan 2012 #5
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! RainDog Jan 2012 #6
Pedobear, LOL! pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #8
Looked a bit like the mastercard ad jakeXT Jan 2012 #9
The next weekend his girlfriend banged somebody else. Lasher Jan 2012 #13
Well, did I miss something HappyMe Jan 2012 #14
Yay! Marry as a teenager so you can have sex! JackRiddler Jan 2012 #15
Is anybody else reminded of a sci-fi short story here? surrealAmerican Jan 2012 #16
Wow.. sendero Jan 2012 #17
The bear is his only true friend. Tabasco_Dave Jan 2012 #18
And everytime you have sex with your wife, a unicorn is born. That's why there are no unicorns. Fuzz Jan 2012 #19
If that's true, the entire Build-A-Bear inventory is getting moldy from its own tears. HopeHoops Jan 2012 #20
Thanks for that. Now I have to clean the nose coffey out of the keyboard, and I'm still laughing. wandy Jan 2012 #21
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