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Tabasco_Dave

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18. The bear is his only true friend.

Reply to The Straight Story (Original post)

Sat Jan 21, 2012, 09:04 AM

Jan 2012

Only he can see the bear, only he can talk to the bear, the bear knows all of his secrets. The bear told him not to have sex and he obeyed, had he not the bear would be very angry.

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Every Time You Have Sex Before Marriage A Teddy Bear Cries [View all] The Straight Story Jan 2012 OP

OMG!!! Pillow Pants is real!!! oh08dem Jan 2012 #1

"taking it out on the bear"? Quantess Jan 2012 #10

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! n/t RainDog Jan 2012 #12

Man I hope that bear is washable. vanlassie Jan 2012 #23

And every time you masterbate God kills a kitten. Lil Missy Jan 2012 #2

wow, I just killed a kittie? onethatcares Jan 2012 #22

Let us not mock Teddy Bears! Sherman A1 Jan 2012 #3

so i guess she finds out about his bear friend on their wedding night? nt arely staircase Jan 2012 #4

LOL n/t RainDog Jan 2012 #7

And realizes humping stuffed animals is so much more fun jakeXT Jan 2012 #11

Bwahahahahaha! At first I thought Surya Gayatri Jan 2012 #5

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! RainDog Jan 2012 #6

Pedobear, LOL! pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #8

Looked a bit like the mastercard ad jakeXT Jan 2012 #9

The next weekend his girlfriend banged somebody else. Lasher Jan 2012 #13

Well, did I miss something HappyMe Jan 2012 #14

Yay! Marry as a teenager so you can have sex! JackRiddler Jan 2012 #15

Is anybody else reminded of a sci-fi short story here? surrealAmerican Jan 2012 #16

Wow.. sendero Jan 2012 #17

The bear is his only true friend. Tabasco_Dave Jan 2012 #18

And everytime you have sex with your wife, a unicorn is born. That's why there are no unicorns. Fuzz Jan 2012 #19

If that's true, the entire Build-A-Bear inventory is getting moldy from its own tears. HopeHoops Jan 2012 #20

Thanks for that. Now I have to clean the nose coffey out of the keyboard, and I'm still laughing. wandy Jan 2012 #21