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tavernier

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29. No, no, it's the PRESLEY coat!

Fri Nov 1, 2024, 08:20 AM

Nov 2024

As soon as the Elvis impersonator starts to sing Jail House Rock, he will wiggle his behind and the keys will drop out, at which point one of us (you know who you are) will retrieve them.

Piece of cake.

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Some of the morons out there are going a bit crazy about DU being restricted at the moment... [View all] ExciteBike66 Nov 2024 OP

Oh, is that why I had to log in again? Ok. Croney Nov 2024 #1

Just remember: it is of utmost imprtance you be at coordinate B-K1 at X hour. The success of the plan depends ... marble falls Nov 2024 #4

Agent Mike is depending on us RoadRunner Nov 2024 #8

And we are depending on "Big Mike"! Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #48

We are so fortunate that the deep state is coordinating with us. progressoid Nov 2024 #68

Contact him and mention I didn't get my decoder ring yet. Conjuay Nov 2024 #112

The keys are in the back pocket of the paisley coat. I repeat ms liberty Nov 2024 #10

No, no, it's the PRESLEY coat! tavernier Nov 2024 #29

If the drop agent is captured the Secretary will disavow all knowledge and will board the first obtainable flight ... marble falls Nov 2024 #80

. irisblue Nov 2024 #134

But where is the paisley coat? Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #50

Rec'd for Watergate reference! scipan Nov 2024 #104

+1 Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #108

Copy that. Back pocket of paisley coat. Will proceed to KPN Nov 2024 #74

Regular gummy bears or "special" gummies? ExciteBike66 Nov 2024 #12

I've got "special needs". rubbersole Nov 2024 #51

The long sobbing of the violins of autumn . . . hatrack Nov 2024 #17

No fair using historical quotes from classic movies! Wounded Bear Nov 2024 #22

Hey, you gotta keep it entertaining!! hatrack Nov 2024 #43

Yes, according to the movie "The Longest Day" Wounded Bear Nov 2024 #52

Paul Verlaine sanks you verry much. yorkster Nov 2024 #42

This is Hugh!!!1!!!1!!! Meadowoak Nov 2024 #27

Certainly not for Morans! n/t tavernier Nov 2024 #30

Unless there's a Hugh Moran out there somewhere. n/t Harker Nov 2024 #47

I love our old DU buzzwords. tavernier Nov 2024 #55

As do I. Harker Nov 2024 #61

Hugh Moran is also Hugh Janus. surfered Nov 2024 #60

Ha! My short 'a' pronunciation left me wondering for a bit. n/t Harker Nov 2024 #65

Sgt. Moran, Gazpacho Commander? berniesandersmittens Nov 2024 #131

She was promoted? Harker Nov 2024 #136

Remember the code word is Ultra Aviation Pro Nov 2024 #59

They over estimate themselves in every way, added to a false sense of power and a propensitity to project ... marble falls Nov 2024 #2

No kidding Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #72

Dear Goddess, these people are truly in an alternate universe! niyad Nov 2024 #77

The psychological projection is beyond belief. "Come Lord Jesus" ?! DU is shutting down to plan the revolution? Hekate Nov 2024 #118

Of course you wear protection whne you're monitoring the Freep-verse! marble falls Nov 2024 #85

Insane! peggysue2 Nov 2024 #99

Can't wait till they read this!!! Scrivener7 Nov 2024 #100

They didn't guess what we were really doing Captain Zero Nov 2024 #127

Bless their moranic little hearts. ms liberty Nov 2024 #109

I just got that. Scrivener7 Nov 2024 #110

You have a stronger constitution than I. pat_k Nov 2024 #129

All I do is skim & read. I tune out negativity. Years ago I wanted to understand the right & far right Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #138

empathy for all humans pat_k Nov 2024 #140

Thanks, but link is defective. Here is the real one Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2024 #141

Fixed. Sorry. pat_k Nov 2024 #142

As I recall, back in 2004 when I joined, it was also restricted and I had to send an email to ask to get in. Vinca Nov 2024 #3

Nope there is a technical problem and they could either shut down altogether or allow just members so Bev54 Nov 2024 #95

Are we restricted to Star Members only? House of Roberts Nov 2024 #5

Currrently, yes. Silver Gaia Nov 2024 #9

I was asleep when that was posted, House of Roberts Nov 2024 #19

I suppose my fist pumping into the air when VP Harris wins might be misconstrued by some TurboDem Nov 2024 #6

Yes ... and many of us here will join you in that! KPN Nov 2024 #79

As long as Soros keeps the money flowing HAB911 Nov 2024 #7

DU usually goes to star login only on election day to cut down traffic Jersey Devil Nov 2024 #11

I had to get star membership, i can't be without my fix these next few days! ExciteBike66 Nov 2024 #13

Some anonymous DU members donate stars for other members Jersey Devil Nov 2024 #15

See post 9. There were issues yesterday. niyad Nov 2024 #20

Yeah, running slow with timeouts. DDS attacks? nt Wounded Bear Nov 2024 #25

EarlG said it appears no attacks. A weird issue with the new software. niyad Nov 2024 #26

OK. I just remember that year we got hacked and crashed on election day...nt Wounded Bear Nov 2024 #28

Yes, quite a number of us were having flashbacks yesterday about 2016. niyad Nov 2024 #32

I remember it took me several WEEKS Wednesdays Nov 2024 #53

After the great hack, I stayed off line for everything for 11 months. Getting back on DU was not easy ... marble falls Nov 2024 #86

Yeah he always says that when doubling the power of the Jewish Space Lasers. Hermit-The-Prog Nov 2024 #137

Tell them that if they mercuryblues Nov 2024 #14

Shhhh tavernier Nov 2024 #34

It won't be dark after it's been bleached. mercuryblues Nov 2024 #39

Darn. The sad part is we can't even laugh at this because... Baitball Blogger Nov 2024 #16

Yes. A joke. Completely untrue. BWdem4life Nov 2024 #89

Sure. The lonely whale cries in the deeps, while the smug octopus builds sand castles. Hekate Nov 2024 #121

SWEET! I'm SO GLAD they're miserable! Maru Kitteh Nov 2024 #18

Yes! niyad Nov 2024 #23

They're always miserable anyway. nt Wednesdays Nov 2024 #57

True, but WE are making them miserable, and that fills me with joy. nt Maru Kitteh Nov 2024 #71

This is not a joke? This insanity was actually being written on the crazy sites? niyad Nov 2024 #21

Two sites came up when i was trying to figure out what happened to DU ExciteBike66 Nov 2024 #44

Probly afraid of us getting their personal info. nt BWdem4life Nov 2024 #90

Red alert! Red Alert! Andy is taking his gift upstairs! Wednesdays Nov 2024 #70

Bernardo's posts came from Freep! Free Republic. marble falls Nov 2024 #87

Geez, and I did not even ask him if he needed a delousing and strong drink! niyad Nov 2024 #114

Someone has to observe the other side. He deserves a medal, too. marble falls Nov 2024 #139

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH stop broadcasting sekrit plans durablend Nov 2024 #24

Violence is the new RW talking point. underpants Nov 2024 #31

yeah, vague threats of violence are their usual fallback.... Think. Again. Nov 2024 #37

Standing back and standing by.... Think. Again. Nov 2024 #33

That's what they do. yardwork Nov 2024 #35

cuz that's what WE do! Think. Again. Nov 2024 #38

Anytime! yardwork Nov 2024 #41

Lol. Ain't that the truth! KPN Nov 2024 #81

Projection, of course. They fear we will do to them what they want to do to us...nt Wounded Bear Nov 2024 #36

I was going to post the same thing, but checked replies first Martin Eden Nov 2024 #45

GMTA - great minds think alike... Wounded Bear Nov 2024 #49

I plan to beat the hell out of tavernier Nov 2024 #40

I had a message when I woke up dweller Nov 2024 #46

Funny! 😁 rubbersole Nov 2024 #69

Same as when there's an alien attack Wednesdays Nov 2024 #75

What is this about? What is "restricted status?" Is it a Star Trek joke? nt LAS14 Nov 2024 #54

No. It just means that only star members can log in and post... Wounded Bear Nov 2024 #58

And what is this about other (right wing???) sites posting about it? Did I get that right? Nt LAS14 Nov 2024 #62

Yeah, the OP references a couple of RW sites posting about it... Wounded Bear Nov 2024 #67

Thanks for sorting out the fun from the facts for me. I find that's tricky sometimes. nt LAS14 Nov 2024 #107

For once, I'm special! surfered Nov 2024 #63

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-.- .- -- .- .-.. .- / .... .- .-. .-. .. ... / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .-- .. -. Aviation Pro Nov 2024 #64

..-. - .- -/ -. -/ Prairie_Seagull Nov 2024 #82

Oh dang! Where's my Boy Scout handbook? KPN Nov 2024 #83

.... . - . . . / . . / - . . - . . . - . - / . - . . - . . KPN Nov 2024 #84

OMG! rubbersole Nov 2024 #91

Good thing I have my super duper secret decoder ring at the ready! LEEROY JENKINS! chia Nov 2024 #88

"God damnit Leroy" Prairie_Seagull Nov 2024 #93

I've seen it many times, since my kids were teens - I still laugh, every single time. chia Nov 2024 #101

I became a star member DEM1955 Nov 2024 #66

Word is Soros has doubled our pay !!! SamKnause Nov 2024 #73

Hurray! I'll buy me a bottle of Glenlivet! Hekate Nov 2024 #122

Fun thread!!!! Kicked! KPN Nov 2024 #76

They don't suspect our Antifa forces are fully mobilized, do they? GreenWave Nov 2024 #78

Antifa is coordinating with childless cat ladies wnylib Nov 2024 #132

The secret forced sex change clinics have sent out an urgent call for more rusty knives! NBachers Nov 2024 #92

Might be worth going over an planting a few "stories" 😂 IrishAfricanAmerican Nov 2024 #94

It's our "little secret..." EarthFirst Nov 2024 #96

More than a few freepers claim to be DU lurkers. What I don't get is how can they read us and still lindysalsagal Nov 2024 #97

because he is their messiah Jack Valentino Nov 2024 #119

Oh my doG! Abolishinist Nov 2024 #123

I love this thread!!! And yes, the operation continues Scrivener7 Nov 2024 #98

My first paid star membership, worth it. Will keep the bots out... joshcryer Nov 2024 #102

DAMN! They're onto us! Jack Valentino Nov 2024 #103

Thank Gawd, the Supreme Court gave Biden total immunity for actions while President! FSogol Nov 2024 #105

Oh yes indeed. Too bad he's too honorable to use those dark powers, unless... unless.. Hekate Nov 2024 #124

I understand why this was done but Lifeafter70 Nov 2024 #106

It's a temporary problem. Inevitable in a site of this size. No one has lost anything. Scrivener7 Nov 2024 #111

You can change Notification settings in your PayPal account blogslug Nov 2024 #117

Thanks Lifeafter70 Nov 2024 #120

I did a one time with paypal using Apple Pay. Several times. usonian Nov 2024 #128

Are the initials canetoad Nov 2024 #113

Hmmm. I hope the DUer(s) who went wherever made sure to wash their hands after leaving. Hekate Nov 2024 #125

That was me! canetoad Nov 2024 #133

Several of those comments in post #72 GenThePerservering Nov 2024 #115

Anyway, who ever thought we were SO IMPORTANT GenThePerservering Nov 2024 #116

Who's gonna signal the lizard people to move into place? pat_k Nov 2024 #126

Good luck with that. They never listen. Scrivener7 Nov 2024 #135

If they could just scrounge their change to make a dollar askyagerz Nov 2024 #130