stock market futures crashing.... Through the roof

[True Dough]

4. First Trump term

I withdrew money from the stock market because I thought reckless Donny, a bull in a china shop, would cause a crash. Should have known better. He passed tax breaks to further enrich corporations and the one-per-centers. The markets did well (until Covid).

Now they know what to expect now, so of course they're doing their greedy little happy dance.