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Attilatheblond

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87. My mom's favorite joke from 65 years ago: Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to flight 4321

Sat Feb 1, 2025, 09:08 AM

Feb 2025

This is a fully automated flight. There is no flight deck crew. It is a marvel of modern engineering. Sit back and enjoy your flight. Nothing can go wrong... go wrong...go wrong...

Yeah, she saw far, my mom.

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All air traffic controllers resign at 'hugely important' airport [View all] cbabe Jan 2025 OP

G.O.P. and their Draft-Dodging Felon-in-Chief BoRaGard Jan 2025 #1

Pootin must be thrilled SheltieLover Jan 2025 #2

Gawd dam 3auld6phart Jan 2025 #7

And it will not function BonnieJW Jan 2025 #45

He might need to turn on the recruiting valve. 🔥 underpants Jan 2025 #11

Good Grief! Nictuku Jan 2025 #14

Yeah. I'm in Virginia and it scares me. underpants Jan 2025 #26

Maybe they all should resign. They are going to lose their jobs anyway. Musk is going to supply the workforce. nt Jit423 Jan 2025 #78

This 'hugely important' airport DeepWinter Jan 2025 #58

As a passenger on a small company plane... reACTIONary Jan 2025 #73

FAFO. yardwork Jan 2025 #3

I wonder how the oligarchs plan to fly their private jets Wicked Blue Jan 2025 #4

They'll have to pull themselves up by their Gucci-straps..... lastlib Jan 2025 #8

The more airports shuttered, the more olys feel the pinch. Is a good thing. Magoo48 Jan 2025 #50

Oooooo! What you said. BoRaGard Jan 2025 #57

JFC that's an ugly shoe!!! AZ8theist Jan 2025 #61

No kidding! calimary Jan 2025 #66

Ahhh, yeah! Is that our signal to hit the street? Hope more airports do this! librechik Jan 2025 #5

Yeah, that's the ticket ReRe Feb 2025 #85

this too RJ-MacReady Jan 2025 #6

No ATC at the airport? tRump's FAULT! lastlib Jan 2025 #9

Eloon working on AI to replace ATC not fooled Jan 2025 #34

What could possibly go wrong? Retrograde Jan 2025 #47

He's making an even bigger electric behemouth Jerry2144 Jan 2025 #48

My mom's favorite joke from 65 years ago: Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to flight 4321 Attilatheblond Feb 2025 #87

What happened when Ronny Raygun fired all the ATC's that went on strike??...nt mitch96 Jan 2025 #69

I don't know about all of them, TicketyBoo Feb 2025 #84

Was he an Air traffic controller in Australia?..nt mitch96 Feb 2025 #92

An awful lot of flights were grounded Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2025 #88

IMHO really should change the thread title to (San Carlos, CA) AZJonnie Jan 2025 #10

Fixed headline. Thanks. cbabe Jan 2025 #15

Well, the San Carlos Airport Isn't Really THAT Important. MineralMan Jan 2025 #12

What is important IS: DENVERPOPS Jan 2025 #20

Privatize Traildogbob Jan 2025 #29

Gosh....If only Enron was still around! Yes..after they bankrupted Social Security that Bush Jr Bengus81 Jan 2025 #35

Don't imagine ReRe Feb 2025 #86

It's in Class B airspace less than 2-miles from SFO. Grins Jan 2025 #21

It's more like 13 miles from SFO. MineralMan Jan 2025 #24

Latest stats I found from the San Mateo County website say the airport has over 90,000 operations per year. bluesbassman Jan 2025 #30

Isn't it unbelievable that a DUer would downplay this right now? Brenda Jan 2025 #32

Oh it's perfectly believable but also odd. Dave Bowman Jan 2025 #55

In my experience, Democratic Underground is whathehell Feb 2025 #81

I agree...if much further from SFO they could operate without ATC using CTAF but this doesn't sound good Bengus81 Jan 2025 #37

Really?!! FHRRK Jan 2025 #36

I'm following your suggestion -- and fact checking you: W_HAMILTON Jan 2025 #43

Good. My comment was about calling SQL an important airport. MineralMan Jan 2025 #46

Off topic, but SQL also stands for Structured Query Language dickthegrouch Jan 2025 #74

Lol. Scrivener7 Jan 2025 #49

FAFO felon and nazis. WhiteTara Jan 2025 #13

Privatization never works. Blue Full Moon Jan 2025 #16

my office was privatized by al gore "reinventing government" rampartd Jan 2025 #28

They said it would keep the politicians Blue Full Moon Jan 2025 #59

Everyone, please stop saying "privatize" and say 'profitize'. It's so much closer to the truth. OMGWTF Jan 2025 #40

Ooooooooh THAT'S a GOOOOOOD one!!! calimary Jan 2025 #71

These are NOT FAA employees. James48 Jan 2025 #17

Private contract went even more private. So to speak. The old joke cbabe Jan 2025 #19

John Glenn Pinback Jan 2025 #75

Ah of course. Thanks! cbabe Jan 2025 #76

You're welcome! Pinback Jan 2025 #79

I know it's not a good thing but a slowdown or something of the air traffic control people would get attention. Srkdqltr Jan 2025 #18

Exactly. They know if we withhold our labor, they are phucked. AllyCat Jan 2025 #33

Could this be just the start of a huge chain reaction? Emile Jan 2025 #22

Yes it will be Nigrum Cattus Jan 2025 #38

Damn!! has me wondering just how many ATC airports like that are privatized? Bengus81 Jan 2025 #39

In 1981Ronnie Reagan fired 11,000 controllers when they went on strike for better wages. Ping Tung Jan 2025 #23

Hey....Don't cha remember when Saint Ronnie said "Well...I didn't fire them,they quit." Bengus81 Jan 2025 #41

Donnie always needs to be the Biggest hero. Ping Tung Jan 2025 #51

Contract Towers billh58 Jan 2025 #25

So, it has been that way for over 40 years n/t MichMan Jan 2025 #44

Just disgusting. Putting safety at risk all in the name of greed. n/t iluvtennis Jan 2025 #27

National work stoppage Evolve Dammit Jan 2025 #31

But he has common demse. Norbert Jan 2025 #42

They're now profitizing the FAA? What could possible go wrong? .. aggiesal Jan 2025 #52

Things will get worse before they get better (if ever.) There will be more senseless deaths and tragedy. Oopsie Daisy Jan 2025 #53

now they will be using unicom. trickey AllaN01Bear Jan 2025 #54

Controllers. smorollers. Who needs 'em? Colgate 64 Jan 2025 #56

Just do a Ronnie Raygun and make the military do it. progressoid Jan 2025 #60

Reagan successfully broke the air controller's union. Trump/Musk's gutting of the FAA is what happens when you take Martin68 Jan 2025 #62

Word is, he's encouraging them all to quit KnoxVol Jan 2025 #63

What? It's not a problem. All take-off will be on even numbers of the month. 3Hotdogs Jan 2025 #64

If all air traffic controllers Linda ladeewolf Jan 2025 #65

Maybe that's what needs to happen. A complete walkout. Shut it down. Can't fly without air traffic controllers. Vinca Jan 2025 #67

This message was self-deleted by its author LiberalLoner Jan 2025 #68

San Carlos Airport reaches agreement to keep its air traffic controllers Grokenstein Jan 2025 #70

How exactly is that airport "hugely important"? never even heard of it EX500rider Jan 2025 #72

Dotard wants to hire 'brilliant' ATCs? Yet, he wants to pay them less? Norrrm Jan 2025 #77

It never does Tweedy Feb 2025 #80

The unspoken assumptions behind Trump's and Musk's thinking: Aussie105 Feb 2025 #82

Update: Crisis averted... TicketyBoo Feb 2025 #83

I was a DEI hire in the late 70's as a female duggie99 Feb 2025 #89

When enough people begin to protest, Mr. Mustard 2023 Feb 2025 #90

This man is a stain to the country Dem4life1234 Feb 2025 #91