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Fearless

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10. I'll try not to be too much of a stick in the mud...
Sun Jan 22, 2012, 04:52 AM
Jan 2012

He's behind in the polls and needed desperately to make a splash before he was forced to pull out entirely. It may be hard to believe, but with his bubbling personality, he could shoot for the moon, if only he keeps grinding. Maybe with this new effort he will find the right spot. But I digress, his egress... what a mess!

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Rick Santorum Launches CUM [View all] Eid Ma Clack Shaw Jan 2012 OP
Ooooh! Frothy!! n/t eridani Jan 2012 #1
OMG !!! That is hilarious! Tx4obama Jan 2012 #2
Apparently no catchers on the staff. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2012 #37
... boppers Jan 2012 #50
Well done. nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #53
Oh, I think someone on his campaign knew all about it..... msanthrope Jan 2012 #55
lol ellisonz Jan 2012 #3
I thought this was another joke SaintPete Jan 2012 #4
Just speechless Cosmocat Jan 2012 #19
Fuck. no way. flying rabbit Jan 2012 #5
Well, whats a little santorum without a moneyshot at the end? cstanleytech Jan 2012 #6
ROFLMAO!!! T_i_B Jan 2012 #39
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Whisp Jan 2012 #7
Can't . . . breathe . . . lol n/t Prism Jan 2012 #8
damn they are dumb dana_b Jan 2012 #9
I'll try not to be too much of a stick in the mud... Fearless Jan 2012 #10
* Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #14
Oooooo, you're nasty! lunatica Jan 2012 #28
There went my last modicum of decency... n/t Fearless Jan 2012 #41
That last modicum is a real beast to get rid of isn't it? lunatica Jan 2012 #42
Only if I run out of puns! n/t Fearless Jan 2012 #43
Nicely done! Jester Messiah Jan 2012 #35
^^^DUZY^^^ Raine1967 Jan 2012 #40
Your post ought to come with tissues. nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #56
I thought santorum was part cum. No? Scuba Jan 2012 #11
I sware this GUY does these things for attention! HOW dumb can you be?! Justice wanted Jan 2012 #12
CUM for Santorum! Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #13
You just can't script this stuff... PCIntern Jan 2012 #15
Alerting etherealtruth Jan 2012 #16
! DeathToTheOil Jan 2012 #17
Did anybody actually think this through? greatauntoftriplets Jan 2012 #18
Holy shit, that is really the actually name. morningfog Jan 2012 #20
He's either a hot, frothy shit or dumb as a rock graywarrior Jan 2012 #21
Or both? Happyhippychick Jan 2012 #22
Yeah. Both. graywarrior Jan 2012 #24
This, folks, is why I'm shocked The Onion is still in business. NYC Liberal Jan 2012 #23
Next, Rick will be announced new groups for his volunteers -- Bolo Boffin Jan 2012 #25
You cannot make this stuff up. Puglover Jan 2012 #26
What a maroon...n/t deutsey Jan 2012 #27
Rick may be hoping to launch himself into a VP slot, won't be so funny then, eh? Kurmudgeon Jan 2012 #29
When is the movie coming: Repubs Gone Wild mfcorey1 Jan 2012 #30
this just absolutely has to be on purpose? mrs_p Jan 2012 #31
I hope someone has a screenshot of this... a la izquierda Jan 2012 #32
Here you go underpants Jan 2012 #38
Thank you! a la izquierda Jan 2012 #44
he kinda look like ....nah, He does! Ellipsis Jan 2012 #49
Okay, that does it. woo me with science Jan 2012 #33
He's really milkin' it! :-D [nt] Jester Messiah Jan 2012 #34
He is also selling sweater vests for $100 underpants Jan 2012 #36
ROFLMAO. AtomicKitten Jan 2012 #45
As my husband commented: Habibi Jan 2012 #46
SMH CakeGrrl Jan 2012 #47
Damn he's clever! I guess he figures his voters can't read. Kablooie Jan 2012 #48
I can't believe his staff didn't catch this! CoffeeCat Jan 2012 #51
His staff caught it. He's got a mole. nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #57
Hahaha Broderick Jan 2012 #52
The Lord will shower Rick Blacksheep214 Jan 2012 #54
Holy Jesus! progressoid Jan 2012 #58
... Tx4obama Jan 2012 #59
Maybe he can distribute umbrellas with his logo on them dogknob Jan 2012 #60
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