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In reply to the discussion: Eloon and his sidekick, Fats Krasnov, are going to Ft. Knox [View all]
jmowreader
(53,291 posts)25. A lot could go wrong
"Mr. Musk and I are here to audit the gold."
"Neither of you are on the access list, so you are not authorized to enter the vaults."
"I'm the President of the United States!"
"So? You're still not getting in."
"Stand aside! We're coming in!"
Two seconds later, both Trump and Musk are tackled and dozens of guns are trained on their heads.
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That would make Superman happy because his x-ray vision can't penetrate lead
generalbetrayus
Feb 2025
#41
The Depository staff should just replace the real gold with the fake ones from Goldfinger
yellowdogintexas
Feb 2025
#39
For God's sake, somebody pat those assholes down on their way out of there.
LudwigPastorius
Feb 2025
#14
Donald could stick a gold bar in his diaper and no one would stop him because they'd just think
generalbetrayus
Feb 2025
#46