Trump: "It's funny Howard, if I had sex with a number of women that I'm supposed to have had sex with, I wouldn't be talking to you right now. I'd be dead."
Stern: "Yeah, you'd be dead. You'd have some disease."
Trump: "I'd be dead."
Stern: "Hey, so wait a second, get back to my question. Let's say you're with a hot chick, right? But you're so germ paranoid, and I'm germ paranoid, do you say to them, 'look you've got to go take a medical test before I do you.'"
Trump: "Well, you'd like to say that, and sometimes you do. The problem is that sometimes your own chemicals take over and you can't wait."
Stern: "So you'll just have straight intercourse with a rubber with them right?"
Trump: "Well, I don't know, you know there's lots of different ways of doing it. It's a very complicated subject. They say that more people were killed by women in this act than killed in Vietnam, OK."
Stern: "Yes, that is true."
Trump: "You know, you get criticized for that statement, but that statement is very easily true."
Stern: "I even went as far to say that you're braver than any Vietnam vet because you're out there screwing a lot of women."
Trump: "Getting the Congressional Medal of Honor, in actuality."
Later in the interview Trump and Stern again compared avoiding STDs to Vietnam:
Trump: "I'm having a good time, but Howard, you know the one negative: It's very, very dangerous out there."
Stern: "Yes it is, it's your Vietnam."
Trump: "It's Vietnam. It is very dangerous. So I'm very, very careful."
Be proud, America, that's our syphilitic president.