New: Last month, a group of moderate Democratic consultants, campaign staffers, elected officials... (EDITED)

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14. "Local restaurants"?! Oh, boy, I can't wait for another CNN feature...

...on the "economically anxious" MAGA chuds that spend their idle days at "Fred's Typical Ohio Diner" waiting for the way-too-credulous reporters to show up.

MAGA chuds apparently believe that the President has a big red button on his desk that says "Make Economy Gooder" that he refuses to push. And of course, Trump will definitely be the President who will push that button--which in his case will be right next to the "Bring Diet Coke" button, I suppose...

...if the economy is so rotten and everyone is broke, how is it that so many MAGA chuds are able to sit idle at "Fred's Typical Ohio Diner" all day waiting for Steve Doocy to show up and interview them about the crappy economy?...I guess you could call this the Schrödinger MAGA economy, where chuds can complain about how they apparently want a USSR-style market...yet the economy is firing on enough cylinders that the chuds can still find enough coins under the mattress to make it to the diner for a few bon mots with Steve Doocy...

https://democraticunderground.com/100219814545#post18
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219539729

And here's the original "Fred's Typical Ohio Diner" (see panel #5).