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97. Wow God is more powerless than I thought

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 02:34 PM

Dec 2012

What the Huckster really means is the removal of The Lord's Prayer mandatory recital every morning in public schools.

But even if.....Are you telling us Mike that simply removing that one momentary recital infuriated God so much that he kicked the doors open and stormed out never to return...passing sickos with guns coming in as he was leaving?

Here I was always led to believe that God was everywhere, and/or that he was in your heart. Now I know it all depends on a quick reading of a couple of verses of the Bible.

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Well, not if he enjoys it. aquart Dec 2012 #1

Ditto BainsBane Dec 2012 #24

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Cosigned. To hell with that bigot. Huck Fuckabee. Erose999 Dec 2012 #2

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Ouch! ReRe Dec 2012 #30

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With an iron stick. hifiguy Dec 2012 #3

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Fuckitty Fuck Fuck Him Warren DeMontague Dec 2012 #5

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Judging from his handle, he's actually a degenerate puppet ape! NICO9000 Dec 2012 #40

with love from arkansas... janlyn Dec 2012 #6

"What ... idiot blames it on removing god from school?" Pretty much all my relatives from Arkansas. Hissyspit Dec 2012 #11

My Mother in law. Maine-ah Dec 2012 #91

You do remember Jerry Falwell's admonition about 9/11? ReRe Dec 2012 #37

the Newtown shooter was homeschooled SemperEadem Dec 2012 #55

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Guess he didn't pray hard enough either thats why he couldn't win the Whitehouse. SummerSnow Dec 2012 #90

Ha! LAGC Dec 2012 #7

I like your style! jorno67 Dec 2012 #13

The motion is adopted .... eeeew. srican69 Dec 2012 #8

hey huck ... napkinz Dec 2012 #9

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sums it up really (the shirt on the right ) FUHuck lunasun Dec 2012 #93

That first shirt... CuriousAboutPolls Dec 2012 #95

There doesn't need to be an 'official' thread on this topic. randome Dec 2012 #10

I'm in..... dhill926 Dec 2012 #12

Again, ewwww.... randome Dec 2012 #15

As in... dhill926 Dec 2012 #21

Fuck you Mike the moron Huckabee! nt wildbilln864 Dec 2012 #14

Huck Fuckabee! Rambis Dec 2012 #16

His thinking befuddles me all american girl Dec 2012 #17

The media reporting on his thinking befuddles me. AllyCat Dec 2012 #87

Yep. He has my permission to Chorophyll Dec 2012 #18

Agreed SoapBox Dec 2012 #19

With a FORK....with the dirtiest, rustiest, most tetanus-infected fork in the landfill... lastlib Dec 2012 #20

+1 with enthusiasm. AtheistCrusader Dec 2012 #22

Agreed. He is despicable. NC_Nurse Dec 2012 #23

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Oh good - can I add Gohmert to your stinky pile? Marie Marie Dec 2012 #81

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To all of this "Fuck Mike Huckabee" sentiment I can add only one thing... Jeff In Milwaukee Dec 2012 #27

Mike, We "Salute You!" triplepoint Dec 2012 #28

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RE despite such strong language :) loyalkydem Dec 2012 #29

Never pass up a chance to tell him to fuck off. nt valerief Dec 2012 #34

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...with a cactus Major Nikon Dec 2012 #38

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It's ONLY shitheads like Huckabee who rise in Republican politics any more...... LongTomH Dec 2012 #49

Hey Huckabee! ReRe Dec 2012 #42

He is a sleezy con-artist that alternates between sucking the televangelism teat.... Liberal Veteran Dec 2012 #44

He sucks shenmue Dec 2012 #45

And just think this is what the Repukes put up for presdent. aandegoons Dec 2012 #46

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Fuckabee Huckabee! LeftishBrit Dec 2012 #48

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What did that dysfunction knuckle dragger do this time? MrMickeysMom Dec 2012 #53

Oh, never mind... just saw that stupid motherfucker on Joy Behar's show... MrMickeysMom Dec 2012 #59

And to think this piece of shit actually wanted to be president... Initech Dec 2012 #54

With a chainsaw. Fuddnik Dec 2012 #56

The genial psychopath needs to get gone. n/t MrModerate Dec 2012 #57

K&R rosesaylavee Dec 2012 #58

I've had about 5 friends on Facebook say "he has a point". Evoman Dec 2012 #60

Chuck a Fuckabee Plucketeer Dec 2012 #61

when you can't think they could go any lower rurallib Dec 2012 #62

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I'd rather pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him..... llmart Dec 2012 #64

Okay. Huck Fuckabee. Bette Noir Dec 2012 #65

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WITH A PRICKLY PEAR! What a bottom feeder. nt Ilsa Dec 2012 #69

Hey Fuckaby BlueManFan Dec 2012 #70

fuk huk The Wizard Dec 2012 #71

Huckabee is right. Put gawd in the public schools! muntrv Dec 2012 #72

WHY would Huckabee trust the government to teach religion in schools when he doesn't trust them on Raine Dec 2012 #73

His latest? FloridaJudy Dec 2012 #75

Huckabee is some role model LyndaG Dec 2012 #76

With the barrel of a gun. nt Sarah Ibarruri Dec 2012 #78

What he say this time? Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #79

"Huckabee, We Are Not Pawns In Your Armageddon" DinahMoeHum Dec 2012 #82

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He's always been a moron laundry_queen Dec 2012 #84

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So he blames... bobclark86 Dec 2012 #86

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There are too many people right here on DU who are saying worse things Crunchy Frog Dec 2012 #92

Yeah, that makes sense . . . WoodyD Dec 2012 #94

Huckabee thread bigbadR Dec 2012 #96

Wow God is more powerless than I thought LiberalLovinLug Dec 2012 #97

"Fuck Huck" has a catchier ring to it. JohnnyRingo Dec 2012 #98

Mike Fuckabee. 'Nuff said indepat Dec 2012 #99

(to the tune of go tell it on the mountain...) Deep13 Dec 2012 #100

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