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Trump is leaving the country in order to screw up the late Pope's funeral. Now's our chance to refuse him entry back into our country. We can do it, easy peasy. Just say, "Trump who?" and direct him to fly to the nearest autocratic country.

Alternatively, how much money would it take to have the Vatican Guard arrest the tyrant? Surely they need something other than a new Pope. We could cough up enough money to keep him in a foreign prison! I know we can do it!

Saturday's the funeral. Blessings to all those in pain right now. I'm not Catholic, but I have friends who are. I am a little confused as to why the Pope left the day after Easter. It's weird to me. But, I feel for you.