Bernie "Bada Bing" Kerik died.

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5. Re-posting my courtesy resume for him:

* He and GHOULiani used the immediate cleanup of 9-11 for immediate glory and foundation for future careers - later peddling "security expertise" for big cash at home and abroad.

* Yes, the love nest. The City-paid apartment that was supposed to be rest/recuperation for the emergency responders.

* Then or soon after, Judith REGAN, with her own publishing label from Rupert (Simon & Schuster? corrected to HarperCollins ), added him as "author" to her catalog of LIMBOsevic, Orenthal SIMPSON ("If I Did It" ). She had her own interview show on Faux and hosted him with a soft and hot and heavy interview covering some had childhood traumas (abandoned? ), all the way through to 9-11, all done with locked eyes. It was clearly a wingnut hot and heavy hot lovefest, steaming up the camera lenses. She got to the big question as to where he was when he heard about the planes - and BANG! He said he was "stepping out of the shower"! (Cue her mental image of nekkid wetness. ) BANG! "After working out." BANG!

* Then world tours with the GHOUL selling "security". Then prison. Was a Pardon involved?