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jmowreader

(53,416 posts)
13. These guys looked...SO bad
Sun Jun 15, 2025, 07:47 PM
Jun 2025

In case you want to see...



Let me go over to the closet and get out my sergeant hat...now that it's on...

1. They marched in combat uniforms, not dress uniforms with boots. (You sure as hell don't want to march in low quarters, so if you march in a parade in dress uniform you wear boots.)

2. Pick a headgear, guys. Some units wore patrol caps, others black berets. One unit had a mixture of patrol caps and paratrooper maroon berets.

3. They didn't size any of the formations. When you set up a formation for a ceremony, you first call the formation. Then you give them a "right face" and make this call: "If you are taller than the soldier in front of you, tap him on the shoulder and move forward." You do this until everyone is lined up with the tallest soldier in front and the shortest in back. Then you call another right face in the event that the reviewing stand is to the right of the formation when it's marching and have the troops shuffle into height order. After that you can call a left face and reshuffle but it's usually not necessary. At the end of it the tallest soldier is at the head of the formation on the side the reviewing stand is and the shortest is at the back in the column farthest from the reviewer. This looks really good and doesn't take long to do.

4. After watching the tracks going down the street I started thinking, "isn't this normally when people throw candy to the crowd so the little kids can pick it up?"

5. They didn't seem to be marching. They were all out of step and their rows and columns weren't dressed properly.

6. As you'll notice in the splash screen the tracks were in single file and not aligned with each other. Running these vehicles down the street single-file gives Trump longer to have a mushroom woody, but running them three abreast looks way better - and since they had all sorts of five-lane streets to work with they had enough room to do it.

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Trump said putin called him to wish him a happy birthday.... IcyPeas Jun 2025 #1
complete bs B.See Jun 2025 #3
I 100% believe it. Don't you see what Putin is doing? tman Jun 2025 #7
Do you think he did ? Was putin just trolling trump? IcyPeas Jun 2025 #8
Putin provides just enough flattery to feed the clowns ego. tman Jun 2025 #9
And keeping the pee pee tape and the rest of Russia's kompromat under wraps. paleotn Jun 2025 #14
I agree 100% ShazzieB Jun 2025 #19
tman I like the way you think. IcyPeas Jun 2025 #25
I believe it Figarosmom Jun 2025 #17
Order more ketchup. nt doc03 Jun 2025 #2
When your mentor withholds his approval, it stings. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2025 #4
Brutal and well deserved. Irish_Dem Jun 2025 #5
Trump threatened to come to the Indy 500. They got a flyover. Bluetus Jun 2025 #6
At taxpayer expense... TommyT139 Jun 2025 #26
Well, aviators do require a sertain amount of air time each month to maintain skills. Bluetus Jun 2025 #27
True or not, totally pathetic that he would say it & show how craven & susceptible he is. UTUSN Jun 2025 #10
Just saw a meme-- "If trump wants millions cheering in streets, he just needs to resign." Silent Type Jun 2025 #11
or die....... lastlib Jun 2025 #16
+1. Coma is OK with me. Silent Type Jun 2025 #23
might be even better...... lastlib Jun 2025 #24
I sort of like the idea of "going medieval BigmanPigman Jun 2025 #28
That was great. Buddyzbuddy Jun 2025 #12
These guys looked...SO bad jmowreader Jun 2025 #13
I tried. I really did. llmart Jun 2025 #20
Actual soldiers in the background marched in perfect formation wearing Green Service Uniforms with ties. Marcuse Jun 2025 #15
I loved they showed the women showing such Figarosmom Jun 2025 #18
With how incompetent the Russian army is, and again, they are forced to fight in the war in Ukraine by Putin, tornado34jh Jun 2025 #21
Okay, you win. BidenRocks Jun 2025 #22
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