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ShazzieB

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41. Leaned forward too far while admiring his "handsome" reflection in the mirror...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 19, 2025, 03:46 PM

Jul 2025

Lost his balance and pitched head first into the mirror, shattering the glass into sharp pointy pieces that instantly severed both of his carotid arteries?

Would be messy, but would get the job done.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 2025 OP

Hades missed his target, albeit I'm not disappointed. no_hypocrisy Jul 2025 #1

Yeah, hard to be sad about that one! Orrex Jul 2025 #2

Hope he died in excruciating pain. N/T tonekat Jul 2025 #30

Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143498157 ) SheltieLover Jul 2025 #3

Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward? malaise Jul 2025 #14

No doubt! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #15

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 2025 #4

Soon.... SheltieLover Jul 2025 #5

Every minute of every day!!! niyad Jul 2025 #6

"On my way to save the day!' hlthe2b Jul 2025 #7

What a cutie! SheltieLover Jul 2025 #8

Adorable malaise Jul 2025 #13

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap a tall building in a single bound surfered Jul 2025 #23

Yeah. My subconscious was mixing "Mighty Mouse" (memories I thought were long forgotten) with Superman hlthe2b Jul 2025 #39

That's so adorable MustLoveBeagles Jul 2025 #45

No amount of suffering before he dies EnergizedLib Jul 2025 #9

Truer words have never been written SheltieLover Jul 2025 #10

Not yet malaise Jul 2025 #11

"Trump's gravesite is sure to become that state's #1 tourist attraction... alterfurz Jul 2025 #12

Trouble on the 13fh hole? surfered Jul 2025 #16

Is that an electric shark? SheltieLover Jul 2025 #34

👍 surfered Jul 2025 #43

Congestive blood-circulating-organ failure Blue Owl Jul 2025 #17

Drawn and quartered Wicked Blue Jul 2025 #18

Good one, although it's still early here and it took me a minute to get it. generalbetrayus Jul 2025 #19

Flushed down a golden toilet while trying to flush the Epstein files down the same toilet. generalbetrayus Jul 2025 #20

Good one! ShazzieB Jul 2025 #36

Pitchforked and torched? Harker Jul 2025 #21

Gibbeted from a bridge over the Potomac tonekat Jul 2025 #32

I think we could put together a fitting combo. Harker Jul 2025 #33

What should we call the time after TSF? Jimi du Ranty Jul 2025 #22

"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius.... txwhitedove Jul 2025 #26

Yes! ShazzieB Jul 2025 #37

Yes! ShazzieB Jul 2025 #38

Booked a cruise on The Orca with Capt. Quint surfered Jul 2025 #24

I really f'ing hate that dance johnnyfins Jul 2025 #27

Not last night. (sigh), Lord, how about today ? republianmushroom Jul 2025 #25

Pulmonary Edema (hands), vascular dementia, wearing a catheter, and his right leg is dragging Botany Jul 2025 #28

I'm desperate for him to die in some messy and humiliating fashion on live tv Orrex Jul 2025 #35

How will you really know? gordianot Jul 2025 #29

Total exsanguination... GiqueCee Jul 2025 #31

trump is not well LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2025 #40

Leaned forward too far while admiring his "handsome" reflection in the mirror... ShazzieB Jul 2025 #41

Hahahahaaa ...I see what you did there!.... electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #42

I read the books in my youth... I was a big D&D participant Jack Valentino Jul 2025 #44

My aunt gave me The Hobbit when I was about 12? For my BD..... electric_blue68 Jul 2025 #46