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40. Dustin Johnson, Tiger, Trump, and Brad Faxon

Sun Jul 27, 2025, 05:56 PM

Jul 2025

DJ and Tiger were one team for some reason.
They gave Trump an extra stroke on 2 4’s on each side or something like that.

Faxon, his partner, sees him tee off into the water and then drive off as he does. Faxon either saw him duff it back in the water or knew he was having trouble due to the time he was taking. When they all get in the green they compare where everyone’s at on the hole. Trump has to be lying 6 or 7 but says he’s putting for 5.

Faxon said that he’d heard that Trump cheated “but I’d never actually seen it!” and shook his head.

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There's cheating at golf then there's Trump cheating. Damn. [View all] underpants Jul 2025 OP

It's New Years Day...watch the ball drop. MiHale Jul 2025 #1

No doubt he carded a birdie True Dough Jul 2025 #2

He got another hole in 1! mercuryblues Jul 2025 #3

The card was filled out before he even landed in Scotland... Hugin Jul 2025 #18

There's only one stroke that I desperately want him to have True Dough Jul 2025 #41

OFFS ... is this shithead really our elected President? KPN Jul 2025 #4

and the man's name in the black shirt and red vest would be lapfog_1 Jul 2025 #5

According to George Lopez, they call him "Rabbit". Midnight Writer Jul 2025 #16

Caddies call Trump Pele PJMcK Jul 2025 #17

He kicked ESPN's Mike Tirico's shot of his life into a trap underpants Jul 2025 #43

I think we've read the same books! (n/t) PJMcK Jul 2025 #44

Trump usually drives off as soon as he hits. underpants Jul 2025 #42

Such a great sequence! PJMcK Jul 2025 #21

trump cheats at everything LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2025 #6

Trump quote from that book (paraphrased) PJMcK Jul 2025 #19

From author Rick Reilly, a couple of days back. . . DinahMoeHum Jul 2025 #28

One of my favorites is "ya big jobby!" Pinback Jul 2025 #35

Reilly's book is great. Gimpyknee Jul 2025 #30

Every G.O.P. brat out there watching their "family values role model" BoRaGard Jul 2025 #7

The excuses on Twitter are just sad underpants Jul 2025 #8

#1 possibly the dumbest thing I have ever read. Kingofalldems Jul 2025 #15

Yeah. I couldn't get away with pulling out of a bunker and dropping underpants Jul 2025 #26

If any of those excuses could be valid, his lackey would not have to do it in such a sneaky manner. Norrrm Jul 2025 #31

They're cheering it on..... eom Quanto Magnus Jul 2025 #25

A golf 'lie'..... in more ways than one. Norrrm Jul 2025 #9

The really sad part is that it doesn't really matter. MineralMan Jul 2025 #10

I can hear him denying that happened. Fake video! Obama did it! Solly Mack Jul 2025 #11

PGA players who love him ??? RANDYWILDMAN Jul 2025 #12

Trump cheated on Tiger Woods! PJMcK Jul 2025 #24

Dustin Johnson, Tiger, Trump, and Brad Faxon underpants Jul 2025 #40

Blatant cheating. Kingofalldems Jul 2025 #13

Free drop. rubbersole Jul 2025 #14

the Simpsons did a whole episode about this....... Takket Jul 2025 #20

Not even an attempt at subtlety. 3catwoman3 Jul 2025 #22

He didn't actually cheat, it's the guy in the red that did it. He was just an innocent bystander! Fil1957 Jul 2025 #23

THAT'S his game plan. bluestarone Jul 2025 #37

Trump's caddies do it for him. DinahMoeHum Jul 2025 #27

How pathetic do you have to be to pay people to cheat for you. unblock Jul 2025 #29

Isn't that the story of his life? FakeNoose Jul 2025 #33

The ball dropper is obviously Deep State. Sneederbunk Jul 2025 #32

Any good golfer would rather hit out of the bunker, not from the rough. dem4decades Jul 2025 #34

There is NOT an honest bone in this assholes body. Wich is 100% proof that bluestarone Jul 2025 #36

He's much worse than Judge Smails. Kingofalldems Jul 2025 #38

Chump's America BidenRocks Jul 2025 #39

Just when I think there is no way to become more disgusted UpInArms Jul 2025 #45

Bet he can't add the strokes up correctly either. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #46

I wonder if the guy dropping the ball (coughed) underpants Jul 2025 #47

Yup, the integrity of the player, trump has no integrity. republianmushroom Jul 2025 #48

Trump whined that the Secret Service made it harder for him to cheat at golf: report LetMyPeopleVote Jul 2025 #49