Watching episode two of South Park wondering what manufactured lie will be used when they arrest

[Diraven]

4. I doubt they'll be arrested

But you know they're feverishly working on how they can pressure Paramount to drop them. They can't block the merger like they did to get rid of Colbert. I'm thinking there will just be a huge cash bribe paid by the government directly to Paramount execs, since the Trump has unlimited bribe money in the US Treasury now and CEOs have unlimited greed. Sure that's probably illegal but anyone who would enforce the law is owned by Trump too.