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9. The Rexall Drug Store soda fountain, about 5 minutes from our neighborhood...

..by bicycle, had a root beer float listed on their menu as a "Black Cow". I'd take my bi-weekly $4 allowance and invest 25% of it on a Black Cow and 4 Mallow Cups (which I'd eat one after Cub Scout meetings on Tuesday and Saturday evenings). Life was good. Then at 12ish I discovered girls...