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[yardwork]

15. Let's think about what "pure white food" would be...

Basically, what they ate in Western Europe in the early Middle Ages, after Romans took their food back and before the spice trade.

Mostly lentils and dried peas. Reconstituted with water, flavored with some leeks or onions. Occasional piece of pork. That's about it.

No spices, no tomatoes, no citrus, no chocolate, no fried chicken, no chiles, no peanuts, definitely no lemon squares, chocolate chess pie, or any of the other foods that make life living.