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5. Ripped to shreds by a Grizzly Bear in Denali

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 08:02 AM

Aug 2025

President Vance immediately got off his sofa and called up the National Guard and ordered them to Denali.

Attorney General Pam Blondi has filed multiple charges against the bear.

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has flown to Alaska with her rifle.

Sean Hannity claimed on his show that the bear was a registered Democrat.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and US Attorney Jeanine Pirro were seen leaving a DC bar and rushing to the White House.

Vladimir Putin was seen leaving the scene

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 2025 OP

Nyet Donkees Aug 2025 #1

Sadly, not yet. But the day is young. SheltieLover Aug 2025 #2

All the drumming of my fingers is giving me carpal tunnel syndrome. no_hypocrisy Aug 2025 #3

No but malaise Aug 2025 #4

Ripped to shreds by a Grizzly Bear in Denali surfered Aug 2025 #5

Nicely played malaise Aug 2025 #9

Trump's body double. The bear. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #17

Remember that scene in the movie Scanners? That. Oopsie Daisy Aug 2025 #6

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 2025 #7

Here's hoping..🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Aug 2025 #20

Still waiting, too... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #21

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 2025 #8

Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Aug 2025 #10

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Aug 2025 #11

Today's meme CaptainTruth Aug 2025 #12

Maybe Melania will get mad at him and organize BigmanPigman Aug 2025 #13

I don't think she lives with him any more FakeNoose Aug 2025 #29

The best way to free DC from criminals is if he left IronLionZion Aug 2025 #14

Pushed out of a window in Alaska Denvermosaic Aug 2025 #15

Hot Lips forget her crucifix and a vampire got them both. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #16

Victim of a revenge killing by a past victim of his sick fuck pedo ring Blue Owl Aug 2025 #18

🎵 "Break these chains and set me free" 🎵🎵 hlthe2b Aug 2025 #19

LOL Currently re-reading Carl Hiaasen's "Squeeze Me" SheltieLover Aug 2025 #22

Hah! Sounds cathartic (and prescient?) LOL hlthe2b Aug 2025 #28

The best thing to come out of his mouth will be his last breath LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2025 #23

Not last night, damn, was hoping. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #24

Drowned in a puddle of his own self pity. ShazzieB Aug 2025 #25

Better question "are they dead yet?" Eliot Rosewater Aug 2025 #26

He let pootie make the tea in Alaska The Blue Flower Aug 2025 #27