Staff Mutiny Forces Pub to Turn Away JD Vance

[mwooldri]

29. My guess is tactfully.

I'm guessing the conversation on their end went like this:

Such a horrible shame, we're closing the dining room on the day you want to come ...why? We're having staff training. Yeah, thats it. Staff training. Maybe you can rebook for [some date you know Shady can't make]? Our kitchen will be still open, would Deliveroo work?

In my mind this is the perfect diss.... You've said no, but offered options you know that the other party won't take up so it's not an obvious Eff Off. Of course the dining room can close for a variety of reasons.... Not just staff training. And I just don't see Shady Vance whipping out their phone and trying to order stuff on Deliveroo.