2020 Election joke and trump [View all]
So a guy walks into a bar....
And standing behind the bar is a robot. The customer sits down and the robot wipes the bar. The robot asks the customer, "What will you have to drink?" The guy says "I'll have a Martini!". The robot makes the martini and sets it before the customer. He takes a sip and nods his satisfaction to the robot. The robot says, "By the way, how much is your IQ?" "150!" The robot and the customer proceed to have an interesting discussion on the subject of interplanetary gravitational mechanics. The customer finishes his martini and leaves.
He walks around the block and goes back into the bar. The robot asks the customer, "What will you have to drink?" The guy says "I'll have a Martini!". The robot makes the martini and sets it before the customer. He takes a sip and again nods his satisfaction to the robot. The robot says, "By the way, how much is your IQ?" "100!" The customer and the robot talk about NASCAR racing. The customer finishes his drink and leaves the bar, very intrigued.
He walks around the block again and comes back into the bar. The robot asks him, "What will you have to drink?" The guy says "I'll have a Martini!". The robot makes the martini and sets it before the customer. He takes a sip and nods his satisfaction to the robot. The robot says, "By the way, how much is your IQ?" "50!"
The robot undergoes a remarkable change of expression. It looks around furtively, leans toward the customer and says conspiratorially, "Have you heard how Biden stole the election?
Trump played the 50 IQ guy yesterday.