Latest Newsom troll of Trump:

[PatrickforB]

11. This ad only ran one time. I remember our old, old TV in the living room with Dad sitting in his green

Naugahyde chair. We always ate dinner on TV trays in the living room in front of the TV. Mom brought the trays out and we were eating. I think it was Wednesday Night at the Movies, and suddenly this ad came on.

For some reason, because I was only 5 at the time, I really wanted to watch this ad. Maybe I liked the little girl. I don't know. But I was watching and Dad said something. I put my hand up and continued watching the ad.

Suddenly Dad was yelling at the top of his lungs about how I needed to listen, listen, LISTEN when he said something. Like that Marine general in Full Metal Jacket, all he ever asked is that I treat every little utterance as if it was the Word of God.

Sigh. I was mad at him for years about that, because it was years before I ever was able to watch this ad in its entirety.

I have forgiven Dad by now, after all these years, but this did bring on some memories of not-so-good times - when I was a kid dinner was always fraught.