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In reply to the discussion: What did Leavitt and the other WH aides witness that made them so spooked about the Putin/Trump meeting? [View all]DFW
(60,264 posts)1.) Trump exposed himself to those present, and proved the rumors true: there is little more there than a cherry tomato.
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2.) The ventilation in the room failed, and Elon Musk started pulling off the hair, the pasty facial make-up and the fake body fat, lost the Queens accent, and exclaimed, Look, Vladimir, its just too goddamned HOT in here. Im suffocating! I agreed to continue this charade as long as I dont have to suffer. Well have to tell the world that Donald passed away six weeks ago, and either take our chances with Vance or find him an eighth story window before he takes the oath of office!
As we all saw, they fixed the ventilation, re-applied the hair, make-up and body fat, and resumed the charade. Leavitt and the rest agreed to a simple choice: silence about what they saw, or choosing between a pine or an oak ciffin.