Trump is not missing, assuming he wrote this Truth Social post minutes ago. #TrumpisAlive #NoLongerMissing

[Ocelot II]

26. I don't think he wrote that. It's stupid, but everything is spelled correctly

and it's not in all-caps. One of his stooges, Cheung or Miller, is copying his style of random capitalization, but the grammar is otherwise basically correct and the content is consistent. The tariff decision was such a devastating kick in the pants that I can't imaging Trump himself writing anything that wasn't an incoherent all-caps rant, and doing it over and over for hours. He's not missing anyhow; he's golfing, or else his corpse is being dragged around a golf course à la Weekend at Bernie's. My theory, for what it's worth, is that he might have lost most of his remaining marbles and his handlers are keeping him away from the press and the public.